Perky and Shitty

35 gay ocd workaholic. Looking for a decrepit millionaire octogenarian on the precipice of death with a large estate and no family. Occasionally NSFW, usually gay, always sassy.

[glitterweave]

She's brave enough to say all of the things in my head

[coffeeenema]

Did she represent Dory Seif in a murder trial?

[theocseason4]

[acehardys]

i have been laughing for 10 mins

[coffeeenema]

Dead

[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog if you agree.

[birbman-sasori]

I agree

[coffeeenema]

Agreed.

[chaos-and-cookies]

Sure would be a shame if this got spread around and he lost his job 💅🏽

[coffeeenema]

He was asked to resign and did so. Good.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

[coffeeenema]

Wow that...is so accurate. I never thought of how to verbalize it.

[sirfrogsworth]

[rememberthe20s]

AOC has an asteroid named after her: 23238 Ocasio-Cortez

That’s really fucking cool

[kari-izumi]

Hello 911, I just witnessed a murder

[aqueerkettleofish]

No, you just witnessed an assassination. A glorious, glorious assassination.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coffeeenema]

Regina George lives.

[coffeeenema]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[chubybear]

[coffeeenema]

Woah.

[roboco-san]

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

[vintagevickyy]

Who hurt you?

[roboco-san]

my father did you not read the post

[randomlonelytorment]

I’d laugh, but I’m too busy crying

[anxietyproblem]

[dear-maggotboy]

If Squidward = Edward and Squilliam = William then tag this post with ur Squid name

Mine is Squick

[dear-maggotboy]

pouring one out for the folks that come out of this named Squart

[notlostonanadventure]

Squidseph

[coffeeenema]

Squashua. Squash. Squa-boogie. Squa-hey-you.

[fapkins]

[bareback-bieber]

how coked out is she

[coffeeenema]

I just watched this 5 times in a row. Who is she though?