[tragedyposting]

Luther saying his wedding is creative black tie makes me think he was the kind of kid who made scrapbooks from catalogues and magazines of what he wanted his wedding to look like

[koravelliumavast]

When people bash tua because every seasons the same and why is it another apocalypse and blah blah blah just admit you’re boring and don’t like fun and the irony that no matter what they do to fix the timeline and shit, they’re still going to have an apocalyptic world ending event caused by one of them.

[feralnumberfive]

How most of us expected the S3 trailer to go: Oh shit the Umbrellas are really going to be in trouble we're going to see them getting beaten to a pulp it's going to be dark and someone is going to get teased getting injured or dying :[

Actual S3 trailer: *Five in a robe and also fashionable, Viktor calling Marcus meat in spandex, Luther jumping off a fountain and doing a heel click, Umbrella siblings saying "dickhead" multiple times, Klaus dancing in the road, debating to avoid kill or fuck their clones, Sparrows dancing, the Umbrella boys dancing and doing karaoke, Sparrows and Umbrellas possibly becoming friends, Grace is a nun with a flamethrower, Pogo is a tattoo artist*

[plentyelegant]

Concept: Viktor and Klaus both coming out as Not Fuckin' Cis by Viktor saying that he doesn't use she/her pronouns anymore and Klaus responding by asking if he can have them and Viktor confusedly says "sure"

[mistarover]

five really went from wearing the same janky ass uniform to having new drip every time the camera angle changes and honestly? i’m down

[fictionalbeingsmybeloved]

Five in S1: (ง'̀-'́)ง

Five in S3: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[codenameseance]

love how the entire fandom was complaining about five never getting to change out of his uniform so the costume department really said “fuck it” and gave him a million whacky ass costumes this season

[squidprinceofwinterfell]

“Five is having the worst three weeks of his life” did y’all forget this man spent 45 years in the apocalypse, drunk and insane and married to a mannequin??

Now he has to deal with the stress of impending doom, sure, but it’s accompanied with every modern convenience and seeing his family every day. This is a cakewalk for Five. He’s basically on vacation.

[suzieloveships]

Umbrella Academy is such a great show because it is a found family but at the same time it is a perfect representation of what it is like to have siblings

[3nderv01d-deactivated20220803]

five: the next person to say “dickhead” is getting a punch to the throat

all his siblings collectively:

[croxovergoddess]

It's SO funny that Hargreeves met his future kids, went "no thanks", and adopted different kids in response.

[setaflow]

[squeegiii-deactivated20250529]

"If we killed you, do we get our ben back?" Diego asking all the important questions.

[brendyrambles-deactivated202209]

Can't wait to see how five will function when the deadline is not within a week

[renfriscreyden]

Not a single brain cell between them. I think that's beautiful <3

[shortkingviktor]

diego hargreeves has exactly one solution to everything.

[lazywolfeyes-deactivated2022080]

TUA S3 trailer be like:

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