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29 || Wayward NJ Daughter || ♐️ || Pure of heart, dumb of ass, lord of meme

[viralfrog]

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[poolboydivision]

x

[glitterypopcorn]

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

[setaflow]

Put on a YouTube video for background noise while doing chores called "Sports Fans Compete with General Sports Trivia" or something like that and the only question NO ONE knew the answer to was "What do Detroit Red Wings fans throw on the ice for good luck?", and I don't care how much you claim to know about hockey-- if you can't answer that one question you're a fucking tourist.

[bwaindamegd]

again.

redrew a piece from 2021

[littledevilswaltz]

So fucking metal holy shit

[i-am-the-oyster]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[2008hondacivic]

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[setaflow]

Dungeon Crawler Carl is crazy because what do you mean this 8-book series only has 375 fanfics on AO3.