Thisisafansite

Hi my name is Rachel and my talents include sucking at flute and stuffing 20 pizza poppers in my mouth at once 👍

[marmoty-deactivated20191107]

[disneytoonland]

The Little Mermaid 1989

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

WHAT

[unicornsapplesandstuff]

Which sea is Ariel?

[crackcoffeeaddict]

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

[ari-els-blog1]

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

[mnsreetusa]

Omg.

[believethatyoucangohome]

WHAT

[ginnyshipsdrarry]

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

[ameerkatofficial]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglyflippingout]

so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not

[wigglyflippingout]

the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fiance worked at a bank and says they definitely took checks with swearing as long as they could read the “Fifty Dollars” part.

He once had someone hand him a check for “seventy-six dollars and twelve cents, I hope you choke on it asshole” with an additional “travel expenses, to hell” in the “for” section.

[lynati]

That is useful to know.

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Bruuhhh 😩

[holybolognajabronies]

Man that nigga still a mushroom, I’m not believing this propaganda

[ruinedchildhood]

[dehbonair]

I wish this was a just another shitpost, but it’s backed up. This isn’t even a new concept either…

Remember The Super Mario Bros Super Show????? In the 1st episode, Toad uses… it… as a parachute. I’ll never forget.

I will n e v e r forget.

**The episode was titled “The Bird! The Bird! / Neatness Counts”

(Skip to 5:30 of the clip for context)

**This episode was written by Reed Shelly & Bruce Shelly and aired September 4, 1989 (Production Code 192001)

[ruinedchildhood]

OH MY GOD… I was searching google for a gif reply to this and….

[serpentmythos]

THE TV SHOW IS A NON CANON SOURCE, MATPAT DEBUNKED IT IN HIS VIDEO HERE!

[ruinedchildhood]

[biohazerd]

I was just boutta say the show isnt cannon at all

[ruinedchildhood]

[ashthedollfielover]

We’ll never know the truth.

[ruinedchildhood]

Source: https://www.polygon.com/2018/2/5/16974588/toad-mario-hat-or-head-marios-nipples-belly-button-super-mario-odyssey-nintendo

[babyanimalgifs]

Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky.

[bevismusson]

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it makes me happy every time.

[thehappysorceress]

Same.

[silencewhippersnapper]

i bawled watching this

[nomercles]

I love that she’s raising a pack of puppycats now.

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[auntbutch]

Sarper Duman

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your salary is the bribe they give you for giving up on your dreams

[just-shower-thoughts]

It takes a genius to design something an idiot can understand.

[megaceros]

commission for @snowyartemus

Rowlet and quality jiggles

[megaceros]

Fun story: in maya if you don’t locate the jiggle to a certain part it jiggles all the body. Not in a cute way

[candlemass-snapback]

He’s just having a good time

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

[dimedog]

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

[mossandrock]

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

[minervafan]

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

[chrissongzzz]

[lizoncloud9]

Albert went in 😂😂

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[alladoreqi]

He was on the other side like

[songsterbee]

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

[fuck-customers]

PSA: Do not hit on us. Please.

At my old job, there was a guy who would come in almost every day. Said guy was never rude to anyone there in one sense. But he was at least 20 years my senior. And every time he came in he’d start with, “How’s the prettiest girl in the world today?” And I’d force a smile because that’s what I was supposed to do, and he’d say, “I love seeing you smile.”

I could handle it from there. But one day he came in, and after the initial contact he also said, “I know you want me to go away, but you can’t make me. So show me that smile again.”

I’d like to point out, I get awful anxiety around men due to past events in my life. The minute a man starts coming on to me I almost go fight or flight. This man knew that. He could tell. And he STILL would hit on me because he KNEW there was nothing I could do about it. That is not okay. That’s scary. For me it was terrifying because this guy could virtually say what he wanted and the only thing I could do was either smile politely or not look at him because I wasn’t brave enough to tell him to stop. I was scared to walk home that day.

Guys, for any of you who do this: IT IS NOT OKAY TO HIT ON A GIRL BECAUSE SHE’S AT WORK AND CAN’T STOP YOU. You don’t know how she feels about it. For me this was almost a personal hell. I’d get anxiety attacks over this, and my management simply told me “ignore it and it’ll go away.” Sometimes we don’t get help dealing with it. And it should be a simple rule of thumb that if anyone is uncomfortable with how you’re speaking to them, STOP. It’s not funny or charming or cute.