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"Bricks hold up half the sky"

-Chairwoman Meow Zedong

I could huff a bottle of axe body spray and not give a shit

i hate trinkets and i hate when people on here cringepost about "i love all my little trinkets" IDGAF!!!! THROW THAT SHIT AWAY !!!!

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When you're secretly protestant

So I still haven't used chatgpt/Ai yet but sometimes I briefly look at the Google ai blurb that automatically pops up and almost everytime when I look at an actual real result from the same search it contradicts what the Ai thing said. So know everytime someone says something irl that I know is wrong im convinced it's cuz they used Ai to "learn" something.

quartered

why did they do this

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Humiliation fetish.

brucefromfamilyguy

luckyyyyyyyyyyyy

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This was me when I did childcare.

mleprae

how do i explain to non brazillians that theres a guy in the new season of a reality show who spent weeks rubbing his shirt in his girlfriends armpits just so he could sniff it while he was in the program. then started crying and this girl just pulls out the shirt for him to sniff and calm down. the last romantic on earth

davidcronenbergsextape

Well to answer you're original question you either did a good job explaining it or I'm Brazilian. Perhaps both for the logic heads out there.

knitbull

when someone shows terrence malick what a scene is I think he'll have a really great career ahead of him

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A scene can just be trying to follow some birds with the camera...you just have to watch with perfect feeling

kushblazer666

no-known-cure

My girl, take my penis(?)

The world of the unicorn is all around if you would just listen to your heart instead of your pussy or bussy or whatever...

I've grown so much and my mind has become unbelievably powerful but still no one has given millions and millions of dollars. Now I will shrink so much and my mind will become believably weak and I will see if that works.