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no nerds

um.

so I never really post on here anymore. I definitely scroll through, not really reblogging anything, but I'm still here.

some life updates so that way I remember them someday:

I live in Austin, Texas now. I love it a lot.

I really enjoy working as a barista (my day job).

um, I am ACTUALLY doing theatre? like, as part of a living.

I've grown a lot as a person & it’s sucked but I'm better now.

I've had a lot of positive reactions to art that I've made. producers reaching out, companies taking interest, being accepted/waitlisted to huge festivals full of big league artists.

I'm working on starting a theatre company & I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing but I think it’s the right move.

I’m looking at grad schools??

I'm making a bunch of weird shit.

okay, go team.

#personal

breathtakingqueens

“She makes you believe that magic exists on planet Earth because she is magical, from her voice to her presence to the way she moves,” says actress Blake Lively, Welch’s close friend. “The way she tells a story with every part of herself – really, she is unlike anyone I have ever seen. Onstage, there is such a ferocity that comes out in the way she communicates, and in person, there is such delicacy. It’s amazing how she can be both these things simultaneously.” - Florence Welch photographed by Nicole Nodland for Billboard (October 2018) [ x ]

pixelartinc

matt-bower

Taliaferro County, Georgia

despazito

hey quick question what the fuck is going on with mole arms

pangur-and-grim

who allowed this little man to exist

thatsbelievable

What to Do if the Ship You’re On is Struck by Enormous Waves and is About to Capsize

STEP ONE: Do not be on the ship.

STEP TWO: The best way to achieve this is to never get on the ship in the first place.

STEP THREE: You are welcome.

bowelpain

just in case you havent heard it today:

you are feared

your six wings, gleaming body, and multiple pairs of torch eyes are beautiful

your thunder voice will get better and increasingly more vehement with time

you are valid

lookataleaf3000

Click Here To Support Mystery Cat You Met On A Walk Once, She Followed You Around For A Bit And Let You Pet Her Before Going On Her Way. It Was Years Ago But You Will Never Forget Her.

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate

Era One: Miley is not possesed

Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles.

princessofbadvibes

This is…quite convincing…

museum-of-artifacts

The oldest surviving bees wax candles. Found at the Alamannic gravyard of Oberflacht, Seitingen-Oberflacht, Kreis Tuttlingen, Germany. Dating to 6th or beginning 7th century A.D.