A Heart Full of Dogs

Ellie. She/her. I have a deep and abiding love of the Muppets.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[silvysartfulness]

[kedreeva]

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

[eunyisadoran]

Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲

[kedreeva]

Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.

[talesfromtreatment]

#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough

very very important

[only-cat-memes]

[europa6502]

The mac and cheese haver

[garbagegold]

Obsessed with this comment on the Babooshka video.

[goflowolfog]

running up that anthill

[cybervom1t]

she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”

[sovaghoul]

[neganwifey25-blog]

This is so right papa can get it all his dorky words is a turn on

[bestoldmanyaoi]

Old Man Yaoi Semifinals

Clarence Clemons/Bruce Springsteen (real life) Vs. Statler/Waldorf (The Muppets)

Clarence Clemons/Bruce Springsteen

Statler/Waldorf

Voting ended onOct 22, 2024

[zeroaddzero]

[tatzelwurming]

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

[flurty]

[jessebloom]

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[thinkyourhouseshaunted]

Cinderella

[algrenion]

think my mum just sent me a whole buncha weed butter in the mail??

[algrenion]

this is almost certainly weed butter

[algrenion]

so it’s still technically unconfirmed that this is actually weed butter  so im doing a science experiment - i made crepes with it and ate 6

lets wait an hour and see what happens

[algrenion]

i asked my mum if it was weed butter hours ago and just after i made the last post she sent me this

maybe i shouldnt have ate six

[zaxal]

[algrenion]

ive never seen a more appropriate usage of this reference

[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

[transgenderer]

[powerjock]

crazy how if the architect neglected to put that bird access port in the wall God would have shot that laser into an angel. much to think about.

[cryptotheism]

it would hit the damn zucchini

[powerjock]

does the lazer pass freely though angels, is that a rule

[cryptotheism]

Canonically angels don't have holes so I think pregnancy could be bad for them

[powerjock]

revised and attached, let me know if you need anything else.

[girlballs-archive]

dont fucking tell me what to do. this is inportant.

[animentality]

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[tiktoksforlosers]

[ziraseal]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) with high white spotting