"Spirit of a Weed!"

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perfectcrimeloveletter:

          you. just you.

....I’m not sure I can give that. Not yet.

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perfectcrimeloveletter:

          miiiiss youuu~

KEEP AWAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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perfectcrimeloveletter replied to your post

leans over.

screeches-

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“Is this place...still alive?”

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MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!

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{ @coffeexban liked for a starter!! }

He would have complained about his boss shoving him out of the kitchen and forcing him to hand out these damned samples, but he had quickly realized that there were far more cuties out here than inside the restaurant.

Swooping up to a young woman, he leaned down with a sweet smile and offered her the tray on small pastries he held.

“Pardon me, mademoiselle, but would you like to try one?”

[coffeexban]

In response to the sudden ‘attack’, Macha swiftly backed a few steps away from the man - just enough for her to be comfortable. Her eyes then went to the tray he held. ‘Those sure look good...’ she thought to herself, looking at every single treat on it. Adding up everything together, Macha figured the male in front of her must be a waiter. “Eh--- ah... are these samples?”

[meme-cafe]

Send me a “🍞 “ for your muse to throw a loaf of bread at my muse.

[coffeexban]

Cooking/Baking rp Starters

"No, no, no! Don't put that in yet!"

"Are you sure that you cooked it all the way?"

"Well, something definitely smells good in here."

"Are you... baking?"

"Here, you stir this while I set the oven temperature."

"Do you wanna lick the bowl?"

"It's boiling over!"

"Uh, that looks a little... overcooked."

"You got some batter on your face."

"What is this mess?"

"Why are you covered in flour?"

"Are you sure you're supposed to add that much sugar?"

"Ouch! That pan in hot!"

"Don't take that out of the oven with your bare hands!"

"I don't think you know how to use a mixer."

"Wash your hands, and then you can help me."

"Those aren't quite done."

"Does something smell burnt to you?"

"Now, fold the eggs in gently."

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If they had a kid meme

[fortheaskbox]

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name:

Gender:

General Appearance:

Personality:

Special Talents:

Who they like better:

Who they take after more:

Personal Head canon:

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

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// When you try to hang with Quality RP’ers;

[coffeexban]

A friendly remind that this blog is temporarily being run with a tablet and the tumblr app.

Any reblogged threads are unintentional,unless stated otherwise. So please notify me in the event I accidentally reblog something that shouldn’t be.

Also, the lack of xkit makes it hard for me to edit posts here

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Munday Symbols

❤ - Any tumblr senpais ❣ - An unpopular opinion I have ⋆ - A ship I have with my character ❧ - A ship I have with your character ✗ - A ship I can’t stand ☒ - A fact about the mun ☑ - A fact about the character ✾ - Why I chose my character ◎ - Relationship status ❂ - Post a picture of myself ☄ - My opinion of you

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     Could you reblog this post if you’re self insert            friendly? I could use more blogs to follow.

[fuckyeahroleplayadvice]

Send 🍔🍟 for my muse’s reaction to yours inviting them out on a fast food date

[ask-chairkun]

I need something to motivate me to survive the last few weeks. Please help!

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