[coffeo]

It’s been 4 years, any of you guys still alive? Lemme know lol

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[strayhopes]

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

[arandomthot]

I think about this more often than I should

[jumex]

lets all drop tumblr right now migrate to linkedin and get this money

[indi-element]

What's wrong?

everything bitch don’t act stupid

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[flowury]

This is what I live for

[davids-harbour]

[rachelsgreen]

[kxte]

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

[hypebeast]

BW Architects re-design an 1840′s Greenwich village townhouse in NYC.

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018

[vashito]

the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control

[avvocarlo]

me whenever more than 5 customers enter my store: fuck we are under attack

[setheverman]

why r u so angry.... why do u always look so angry...?

it’s the anger

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Why is it always something?

Like it’s literally always fucking something…………….I can’t go a week without there being something

[cyandie]

holy sh*t

IM the demon living in my house ?