CoffieBean

[brokenclockgears]

oooohhhh bright one...... you think your friends can't stand you don't you,,,, oooohhhh.... fucking idiot lmaoo ooooohhh....

[blue-not-a-chiken]

Ok, what if Leo was hydrofobic when his head was on fire.

Is he a freaky charizard now?

If all turtles and splinter are sick, is April chasing them like some wild Pokemons ???

In fever episode, Donnie locks (or tries to do so) Splinter into a big plastic ball. Does this makes April Pokémon trainer???

I mean, she befriended mutated/non-realistic-but-based-on-real-animals team that she helps in their battles. That's basically a Pokémon plot! And all of them fit some piketypes + origami dudes would be dark types and all.

Rottmnt is just Pokémon in different font...

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[imcertly]

hydra

[dragonloverthankyou995]

"Hiccup Horrendous Haddock THE THIRD"

there were two other Hiccup Horrendous Haddocks????

[swagvo1d]

[tegokui]

A Team-isms. Not pictured is the road Leo is about to blindly jaywalk onto

[sparx-artz]

Them

[bot]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[javascript-official]

You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun

[pukicho]

The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there

[veltroxx]

this made me smile, sending you warm vibes today

[pukicho]

… How warm?

[spacecat24-7]

unironically I will block you for saying “my Shayla” about your blorbo. The meme came from people mocking a Black man for crying for his daughter. When you say that about a sketch of Skinny White Dude #27 you are treating Black pain as a joke. I want to assume most people don’t know the context and wouldn’t use it if they did but too many of yall straight up do not care and would keep using it anyways

either way now you do know, so you can either be better or shut the fuck up

[gingik]

[kinencyko]

Plastic Awareness! | ROTTMNT short comic

Later....

The idea came from long ago when MCdonalds decided to use paper lids for our drinks and it somehow formed an idea out of it.

I hope you guys like this wholesome thing :3c

And I find it cute that April would most likely stand up for the turtles!