the facts were these,

what's up i'm 20 something and i never learned how to keep a coherent blog

[wholesome-animal-images]

[pansytheleia]

please vote for new European bank notes

if there is two things you should remember me by it's both loving birds and being very pro Europe.

Anyway we'll apparently get new bank notes with either historic figures or nature and I'm not telling you to vote for birds buuuuuuut -

[pansytheleia]

https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share/

[official-kultur]

https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share

[funstyle]

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

[funstyle]

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

[bowelfly]

shronks

[bowelfly]

no

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

fascinating sport.

[mr-deep-downer]

Ugly Dickshot

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[dinklebat]

an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

[dinklebat]

some of you did not understand this post. Hope this helps

[kaijutegu]

I got a new hat at the lizard show. They had a lesbian lizard shirt that I was also considering, but I am more of a hat wearer. The lovely ladies who made this hat don't seem to have it online, but I'm linking to them anyways because they're my favorites.

[kaijutegu]

YOU CAN GET THIS ON A SHIRT

Parthenogenesis: Just Girls being Girls Tee

Also the Lesbian Lizard shirt I considered:

Lesbian Lizards | Creature Farm Originals Comfort Colors Tee

[kaijutegu]

Parthenogenesis Pink & White Trucker Hat

Parthenogenesis Pink & White Trucker Hat

The hat is up!!! Get it so we can match and be besties!!!

[swarnpert]

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestuffedalligator]

This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[pangur-and-grim]

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

[pangur-and-grim]

[vinceaddams]

Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.

[gal-fey]

Had a soul-searing moment where I sat unblinking trying to figure out what a "hand sewn 18th century butthole" could be for, until I read that again.

[vinceaddams]

(x)

[sometiktoksarevalid]