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"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

valtsv

i am also a corrosive pervert. that's not relevant right now though.

seven-winged-liar

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

yellow-cat

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

yellow-cat

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

bobdylanyaoi

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

r2x2

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

cbarc

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

ms-demeanor

Here's the report as a PDF.

#signal boost #trans rights #amnesty international #fuck jkr

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

official-pussy-posts-2

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

glowwormcentral-deactivated2021

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello you’ve returned to us

hellenhighwater

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

ninakaina

my other pervasive problem with the movie (aside from its treatment of women which i cant even start on yet) is nolan's attempt to have the gods display their power in "natural" ways so that their diegetic existence or involvement remains in question. like how odysseus says his crew believes he's cursed by poseidon, it's left so explicitly ambiguous whether calypso is mortal, and athena's appearances to him are revealed to be a PTSD hallucination. I actually don't have a fundamental issue with this as an adaptational decision although i think its execution turns it into a matter of culturally christian theology, but the thing is that it's stupid. Because there's a Cyclops.

#op that last sentence took me out like a brick #but also like… what’s the point of making a film about the odyssey if you’re going to act like it’s make believe

roadhogsbigbelly

i think there'd be alot less discourse around "fanfic vs literature" if more people treated fanfiction as it's own medium with it's own strength and weaknesses, rather than comparing it to traditional literature, because most of what i love about fan-fiction just straight up does not work in original fiction. at all.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

space-arcanist

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

the-doctored-pepper-deactivated

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

commandtower-solring-go

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

#all-time great #tiktok

introsquirrel

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

darkspaceboytoy

The truth of the matter is that if you’re going to seriously pursue writing, not every line can go hard. It can’t be hard 100% of the time, or the hard just becomes soft. Sometimes the line just has to get the writing from point a to point b.