It Wasn’t Me

she/her It was definitely the butler

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

2020 is a year

[everythingfox]

The fluffiest cat

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

this cat is heather

[bestbluebouquet]

in my personal opinion, the moderator of the presidential debate should get an air horn to set off when they start talking over each other

[fighting-the-urge-at-home-depot]

They should have a switch to mute mics honestly

[gen-z-in-a-nutshell]

This was a year ago, when I was still in school, but I remember walking into class and the person who sits behind me says in the most tired voice "I woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. I almost broke both my arms because it's not that kind of couch."

He never said another word to me, before or after that

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

reblogging because i actually laughed

[sethdrawsgood]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg portrait drawn on an aged dictionary page containing the term “justice.”  8.5x11-ish inches. black ink.

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

The masterpiece is complete! The Burgerheads in: Sgt. Pepper and the Lonely Hearts Club Band

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

Instead of talking to someone that pisses me off and asking them politely to leave me alone, I’d much rather just ignore them and change their profile picture to Satan.

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

It was a complete accident but my initials are in this picture!

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

If only we were all this good at balancing our shit

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

Here comes the ☀️sun☀️, doo doo doo doo

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

“Why are you always on that phone??”

Oh, how the turntables have turned...

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

When you see it...

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

My luggage cart is having an identity crisis

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

Love is letting the other person choose the radio station

[cofo-loves-chocolate]

Heh heh heh