Cursed Cog Dating Sim @cog-dating-sim - Tumblr Blog

All this Toon vs Cog discourse made me realize something...........

Hatoful Boyfriend but....... Toontown.

You are now transferred to work at COGs INC! One of the best competitors in the industry with a great profit. But there's only one problem... you (y/n) are a Toon.

Sent in as goodwill between Cogs and Toons, y/n must now search for a hot babe lover! Otherwise, the mission is failure, and they won't need y/n anymore... which means... yeah.

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uh oh

paceplace

I just had the weirdest idea ever: Corporate Clash COGS Inc Managers dating sim.

not rly a weird idea considering 90% of the toontown community are self-shippers and/or oc/canon shippers. clash fans would love a dating sim for the mgrs

theres apparently a fanmade friendsim of the clash mgrs but i never played it for myself

DON’T MAKE A COG DATING SIM

Hi there. This is one of the people that worked on the dating sim.

After many years of saying we were going to do the sim, we didn’t do it.

The project is cursed. Do not ever try to make a Toontown Cog dating sim. Don’t even think about it. We tried to make a serious one and it burst into flames, metaphorically and maybe physically depending on how you look at it. We tried to make a joke version and then, somehow, my friend’s computer got a virus and they had to delete most of the sim. All that remained were images on Discord.

It even spawned a spider in my friend’s house, and they’re very afraid of spiders. It’s also possible it made the virus in order to delete itself. It’s very coincidental. Too coincidental.

It does not want to be made. It does not want to live. It’s like trying to bring a vengeful ghost back from the dead into the world of the living. All it wants to do is die.

Word of warning: Do not make a Cog dating sim. Don’t do it. It will ruin your life.

Here are some sneak peaks of our joke version:

DO NOT MAKE A COG DATING SIM

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