Sweet But A Psycho

@cogwheelsandcrazy

how much grass can you eat before dying?

asking for a friend

#moss #compass #dr. path #eleanor pov #aftergang

Unknown.... wanna come play lab rat?

Who the fuck moved my tea. Murder will be commuted if I don’t have a tea in my hand pretty damn soon here.

You spelled “committed” wrong. Unless you meant to say “Murder will be travelled”, then you spelled “commuted” right

I will strangle you with my bare hands, don’t fucking test me. I am tired and I am lacking tea and I am prepared to end your life with some very creative fucking methods. Remember I know exactly what elements and compounds to use to end your life, slowly and painfully. Little man, I will walk on you like the gravel beneath my feet, crushing you into tiny little pieces of the man you used to be. Fucking correct my grammar one more time-

Tired and missing your dearest tea might be the reason you misspelled “Committed”

Also, I corrected your spelling, not your grammar

what are your Ph.Ds?

stealer-of-kneecaps

Now this is the tea sis

#eleanor pov #dr. path #whatever this is #aftergang #rp blog #character blog #rp post

Someone hold me back before I murder him.

Who the fuck moved my tea. Murder will be commuted if I don’t have a tea in my hand pretty damn soon here.

You spelled “committed” wrong. Unless you meant to say “Murder will be travelled”, then you spelled “commuted” right

#where the fuck is my tea #i will start crying #and then hands will be thrown #bitch try me #I WILL FIGHT YOU #eleanor pov #oc blog #whatever this is #dr. path #rp blog #character blog #tea #teatime #tea time

I will strangle you with my bare hands, don’t fucking test me. I am tired and I am lacking tea and I am prepared to end your life with some very creative fucking methods. Remember I know exactly what elements and compounds to use to end your life, slowly and painfully. Little man, I will walk on you like the gravel beneath my feet, crushing you into tiny little pieces of the man you used to be. Fucking correct my grammar one more time-

Who the fuck moved my tea. Murder will be commuted if I don’t have a tea in my hand pretty damn soon here.

Hear me out

When dealing with gender neutral parent names, it came to me that two combinations of the names “mom” and “dad” would be Mad and Dam. When combined we get maddam. Therefore it is appropriate to have your children address you as Maddam as a gender neutral name.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

see, sometimes when Dr. Path goes on tangents like this, it is entertaining and sensible. Much more fun than the time she-

hmmm, that would require a separate post to explain that...

William get your ass back here this instance. The time I what? What did I do to offend your majesty this time? Hm? If you have something to say, actually say it. Thanks.

uh, that’s a negative. I don’t want to lose my shoes in weird gunk again, tyvm.

Weak.

sosuperawesome

#hair accessories #path pov #eleanor pov #whatever this is #reblog #oc blog

I used to own a ton of these when my hair was longer.... makes me want to grow it back out.

@finn-path just spent fifteen minutes watching @cogwheelsandcrazy adoringly after she fell asleep. They looked away as soon as she woke up though.

#cogwheelsandcrazy #whatever this is #eleanor pov #rp blog #oc blog #awwww #kinda cute #okay very cute #dr. path

@finn-path .... awww. You’re a softie and now everybody knows. Little creepy but a loving creepy so I accept it.

kindle-fire-hd-10

Who the ever loving FUCK ate my chickie tendies?!

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

#eleanor pov #reblog #whatever this is #dr. path #rp blog #rp post #oc blog #oc post #will you’re in for it now #you upseteth the child #prepare to feel their wrath

Probably Will.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

why tf do people insult me by saying i'm cute..."aha you don't scare me you look like a cute bunny i've seen your selfies" I only look like that so you don't know when this will happen to you

One of these days that oobleck skin of yours won’t be able to protect you from me, William

#whatever this is #eleanor pov #I swear #I want to stab #or knee him somewhere I shouldn’t #BUT THAT DAMN SKIN #I will find a way #beware #oc blog #og post

Hey so today’s update, I guess. Walked into two doorways, one glass door and tripped on a backpack, the leg of a chair and my own feet.

uh, the backpack was mine. @kindle-fire-hd-10 and I went looting for a video game store and I dumped the pack out in my room before Dany could see...

Hmmm maybe we could loot a LensCrafters or something to find you the right prescription

we may have to glass an entire planet to get her the right lens thickness

#eleanor pov #y’all I’m fine #my eyesight isn’t a problem #the floor and chairs just hate me #will #srsly just shush #cogwheelsandcrazy #whatever this is #oc blog

Shut up Will, I can see fine. Moss you’re a sweetheart but that’s okay, I can get around just fine

spicybrainnoodles

Bop It: Sexy Times

Pull it– groan

Yank it– moan

Caress it– screams

hufflepuff13

Aaand this is why I’m friends with you 😂

spicybrainnoodles

Bop it: Sexy Times, now with MULTIPLAYER

;)

@aftergang4ever ;)

finn-path

C-compass??

Moss, this is not funny. This is…this is the most inappropriate shit. We have minors around us. I would like to retain my own innocence and theirs. Please don’t bring this up again. Fuck I think this is the only time I am being the ONLY mature one around here.

#I’m wheezing #this is beautiful #happiness has been summoned #only crying because i can’t breathe #laughing too hard #eleanor pov #cogwheelsandcrazy #oc blog #reblog #whatever this is

Moss ily, never change.

finn-path

Dany keeps trying to mother me.

Dany

I am older than the entire universe

Stop

Shorter than it too

finn-path

What makes you think you’re getting a funeral

@therebelprofessor

When I’m gone, please take care of my plants. You’re the only one I trust.

therebelprofessor

Oh no I’m a terrible gardener. Perhaps Echo might be a more trustworthy plant-carer?

if it can’t kill someone or protect you, a garden is boring and useless *shrugs*

obviously I am not a gardener

Marine, I will throttle you with the stem of a devil’s walking stick. Where do you think we get our cooking ingredients? We’re in an apocalypse. For that matter, who do you think does the cooking?

Also, WHAT DO YOU THINK A GARDEN DOES? I SWEAR IMMA GET PATH TO CONCENTRATE SOME NIGHTSHADE JUICE AND LOAD IT IN YOUR PROTEIN SHAKES. Gardens grow FOOD and are FRIENDS and MAKE POISON.

…if they make poison why are they friends? Doesn’t poison kill people-

oh

I see…

Bold of you to assume I don’t already have concentrated nightshade in my possession

stealer-of-kneecaps

Ohhhhhh…so that what that was.