Flavoring for the inner thoughts

[spicybrainnoodles]

ANNOUNCEMENT

https://brainbeetle-writes.tumblr.com/

Hey all you humans-are-space-orcs fans, I’m writing some wonderful fanfiction at the link above ^^^

This is technically an AU of Sander Sides, but if you’re not in the fandom, it also reads as an extensive long humans-are-space-orcs story. Either way, click above and join the adventure!

I know a majority of my followers are here for my HASO mini-scenes and I will still post as much as before. There will be no activity dip on this blog, just more activity overall.

Cheers!

--SpicyBrainNoodles

[botanyshitposts]

today in ‘seeds that make you go hmm’, somebody sent papaya seeds into my work last week to see what percent of them are alive and germinate under optimal conditions and apparently the optimal researched conditions for papaya summoning is something incredibly specific that no normal plant demands and we dont have an ongoing incubator set precisely to that exact papaya temperature just kind of hanging around so we now have a huge multi-rack incubator newly-adjusted to the exact papaya temperature that’s completely empty aside from 400 papaya seeds growing ominously in liminal stillness like gas station hot dogs on a broken roller. the epic highs and lows of papaya technology unfolding before my very eyes

[teddy-stonehill]

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

[teddy-stonehill]

Important reminders as this post is picking up speed again:

1) You laughed because it was a joke, it’s not mysterious.

2) I don’t care if your birthday is in November

3) The October challenge is fundamentally incompatible with other x-tober challenges. You can’t do this one if you’re doing a different one, too. You have to channel your energy into really experiencing the monthliness of October, and other challenges would be too distracting.

4) No November November is not about going into a coma or otherwise skipping the month of November. It’s about not experiencing the existential CONCEPT of November. November is happening around you, but you are above it, and you want no part of it. November has no power over you.

5) The December challenge is just seasonal depression.

Hope this helps!

[bumblebeerror]

My very unpopular opinion apparently:

Straight cis perisex able-bodied neurotypical people using aids designed for disabled people (I.e weighted blankets, grabby claw, sock holder, etc), going to therapists occasionally to keep up their mental health, using fidget toys, choosing to call their bf/gf their partner, using pronouns besides the ones associated with their gender just because they like it, and doing a million other small things that make us fitting in and being accepted a little bit easier is in fact exactly the type of support these communities need, and will ultimately help us so much more than gatekeeping ever fuckin will

[mango-pickle]

hi guys

[spicybrainnoodles]

Hi goose

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[amphibianaday]

jelly

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day 651

[peachynaturalist]

[peachynaturalist]

Two of them

[shitacademicswrite]

[lavenderek]

hey guys, fyi if you do online shopping - highly recommend fakespot.com

you paste the direct link to the product into the search bar and it analyzes the reviews to determine whether reviews are accurate and how many positive vs negative reviews there are

i found a thing that had a lot of reviews and a 4 star rating and fakespot caught me before i bought it

Image is screenshot of fakespot's analysis:

Overview

How are reviewers describing this item?

easy, great, counter, organized and sturdy.

Our engine has detected that Amazon has altered, modified or removed reviews from this listing. We approximate total reviews altered up to 213.

Previous analysis of this listing was an D grade.

Our engine has profiled the reviewer patterns and has determined that there is high deception involved.

Our engine has analyzed and discovered that 37.7% of the reviews are reliable.

This product had a total of 1,884 reviews as of our last analysis date on Jan 23 2020.

you can review things on amazon, walmart, best buy, yelp, steam, sephora, and tripadvisor.

[polargeist-deactivated20251013]

while i do sometimes use fakespot in conjunction, i highly recommend using reviewmeta instead

no matter what algorithms used, its bound to make mistakes and flag ordinary things as suspicous, so being able to look at these things helps give the user a better idea of whats going on

fakespot doesnt really give you that information, whereas reviewmeta is completely transparent and lays out the data to let you determine whether somethings really suspicious or not. this blog post goes more into detail on that

and this one describes more features that can be helpful

[spicybrainnoodles]

Fellow genderqueer Asians,

To specify, this is primarily for the Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, some of the Russians, and any other group with very straight, thick hair.

If you are looking for a new short masculine or androgenous haircut, your research will be aided immensely by the use of the word “kpop” and similar phrases. Quite frankly, the results you get using “Chinese,” “Japanese,” or “Asian” as keywords is fairly limited, so take full advantage of the recent surge in popularity of Korean media. Happy hunting.

[dyllpiccle]

Don’t let them bury me as someone I’m not.

[rogha]

Hey, I reblogged this yesterday and at the time  Ithought the work was really important to just let be on it’s own as a piece of art... But since then some of the notes I saw were bleak and I just want to say that I’m not an expert by any means, I’m just a person whose watched a youtube video or two but as a trans person you don’t have no options when you die. 

What you need is something called an advanced directive - a will is not going to cut it because that won’t some into play until after you’re buried. The youtuber and mortician Caitlin Doughty has a video about it, specifically as it relates to trans people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVgumSUZQRI

You need to make sure the right people look after you after death. 

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̧͇̈́͛͝Ơ̬͍R͔̔T͒̃͗ͯ͢M̓̔A̩͗N̗̅T͝E̕A̙Ŭ̢̩̘͢ ̵̮̱́B͓̱O͖T̈́͞ ̥͉̋̂͜H̨̝́͠A̎ͮ́̌ΙP̠̲͊P̡̲̥̔ËD̶̪ ̠̤̦ Ũ̢̝͂P̪̋͜OͮN̉͞ ͖Á̛͠ ̳ͬ̅͑N̸̼̟̅U͂L̿͗͝L̵̗ͭ͘͠-̛̃́͠ΙN̩Ơ̦̰̋͘T̨ͥ̒͘͝E͐̌S̶̗͂̕̕ ̵̎̍ͪP̫̻͢Ȍ̪̄S̴͜T̪̭̖ͪ̒ ̃A̶Ṉ̜̽͢D̖͚́ ̭͡͞ G̠O̺͠T̈͂ ̸̣S̵͙̘̜͢Ṱͬ̋ÙCͨ͟͟Ḱ͙͟ ͬI̅N̢̆ ̘̑̄͡A̪ͤ̉ ̨̾͂L̻̥̞ͦͬO̟Ŏ͠P̮ ́

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̸̛͊̆O̷̴̕͟R̄҉̟͒̕T̸̐M̱A̱̽ͨN̢̞̣̒͡T̛̀͛̇̽E̢̺̾Ạ̴U̒̐̀͡ ̧̅͝B̰͠O̩̍͠T̨̹̋ ̡̤̐ͦ͘H͌̀͡A̶͓P͟P͖͇̾͢͞E̴͎D̕ ̻͙̓̇ͮ U͇͔͙҉P̝̬ͮ͜O҉̍N̵͙͟ ̢̩̀ͩ͘Ǎ͉͜ ̤͕N͠U̞͈͒͗̀L̀͢͞Lͬ-̛͈̠̓ͥN̤ͩ̅Ơͮ̀͟T̟͠E̛ͭ̅̕S̈ͤͦ ̧̠̽P̡͕̻̏̾O̧Ş͕ͤT̡̲͓͡ ̨҉͍̙̎Ã̶̷̡N̶̟̊D̫͑ͯ͜ ̢̽ G̈́͞͏O͙̟͡T̈͊ ̊̆Ṡ̨͓ͣ̆T̜̍ͯ̕U̴̬ͮ҉̵C̙K̨̘̿ ͢͏̴̊I̯N̼ ̛͇A̘ ͕̳L̩̝ͨ̄̉O̪O̠̮P̯ͨ͗͞ ̲͋̋̑͠

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P̷O͝Ȑ̝̦҉T͇͒͟M̃̃͟A̳̭͑ŃT̆͒̏E̕Ă̷̪͗Ú͔̤͝ ̫̺͓̀͟B́Ȍ̞T̛̟̯̔́ ̛͓͇H̨̯͢Á̖P͔P̭Ḛ̶̄͘D̤̘̹ ̧͍̇͋ U̶͓ͬ́ͧPͮ̐͝O̮͢Nͮ̔͜ ̡̽̏͛̔A̘ ̳̤̹̈́N̴̗̘̹͞Ú͎L̵̟̠ͯ͝L̼͍͓̾̈-͌N͏ͪO̶̿ͨ͑͝T͇̃̇̑Ȩ͛ͮ͡S̳͖ ̵̳̐̋P̵̥͞O͙Ş̩͔̌T̜ ͗AͭN̺͈ͯ̐͒D̻͂ ͉͓͇̒͜ G̼͕O͕͏̶̛̫T̨ ͑̑̕S̮̫Ť̷͕̾Ų͔͌C̮ͩ͏̵K͓ ̤I͉ͤ̓͊͠NΙ ̻ͣA͘ ̷̜͖̄L̠͝O̡O̼ͯP̴̻ ͇̀͡͝

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[rainydayimagine]

The breakable post chronicles

[theeccentricmrwinter]

People do realize you can just turn notes off, or at least used to be able to, right?

[not-today-thx]

wait really?

[theeccentricmrwinter]

Well, it seems like the most simple and easy explanation.

[gramaticaster]

Still says 1 note

[thinking-about-fiction]

Oh my god it still says 1 note

[adamsolangelofangirl]

wow, still one dam note!!!

[justcallmesatanstrashcan]

[rowansugar]

A little window kitten study!

Reference

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: We know what you’re up to.

Slytherin: Really? ‘Cause I barely know.

[unovasuperhell-deactivated20201]

obsessed with torchics hgss pokedex entry

[unovasuperhell-deactivated20201]

this lives in my head rent free

[appleturnovr]

oh to have fire type pardner