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@theartofmadeline
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
if i look back, i am lost
Sweet Seals For You, Always
DEAR READER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@coheed-and-bootysex
4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
Kim Kardashian just exposed Taylor Swift and now her PR-created world is crumbling down around her.
“Yes, poor Taylor Swift is the victim once again. A victim of a “character assassination”. A character assassination much like when she posted Joe Jonas‘ breakup voicemail on YouTube. A character assassination much like when she described the woman Joe Jonas dated after her, Camille Belle, as “an actress, she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress“. A character assassination much like the time when she publicly dissed Harry Styles – while he was in the audience – in front of millions while accepting a VMA for yet another song she wrote about an ex. A character assassination much like the time she literally called up all her “friends” to make a video dragging Katy Perry. A character assassination much like the time she humiliated Calvin Harris because she got pissy after he denied her involvement in a song (a song she didn’t want anybody to know she co-wrote btw). But not before cheating on him. And you didn’t ask to be part of the narrative? Sorry. Did John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, or Harry Styles ask to be part of your narrative that you used to portray yourself as a victim? No? Then shut the fuck up.”
She’s sued her own fans for making fan art on Etsy. She sued her own fucking guitar teacher for having the audacity to say he taught her. She got a radio DJ fired for allegedly groping her ass, he sued for slander because it wasn’t him (witnesses backed him up), then she counter-sued him into oblivion. She sent a cease and desist letter to a podcast for reciting the lyrics to “Shake It Off”. She tried to trademark a year. When Calvin Harris got a handjob in a Thai massage parlor, she tried to wipe the story off the Internet. When Adele broke her “Bad Blood” Youtube record, Taylor had Tumblr posts removed that made fun of her.
GO. OFF.
lmfao this is gold how do i put this in a massive sign so she can read it in concert before she sues me for character defamation and for sneaking in because god knows i wouldnt pay money to see her
Okay no you guys listen the fucking Westburo Baptist Church is training a goddamn Jigglypuff to take on the Leader of the Gym parked in their front yard, ran by trainer Pinknose and his fucking Clefairy named LoveisLove but they’re such bigmouthed pussies theres been no fight yet just a bunch of talk and I physically cannot goddamn handle this
what the fuck
what the fuck guys jugglypuff is like the gayest pokemon smol pink puff balls what the FUCK
They… they really posted this.
Elsewhere.
What a time to be alive
I can’t believe I actually have to read the words ‘sodomite Clefairy" with my own two eyes
i’m on to you drake
This is still the best video on this site
suit yourself humanity
today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week
a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere
https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here
He also pissed himself in one because he forgot to go to the bathroom beforehand
how to spot atm skimmers
ahhHHHHHHHHH
well damn
a tip my mom gave me is “if you’re using your card, always jiggle the thing you’re sliding it into.” grocery store POS systems, gas pumps, ATMs, vending machines, ANYTHING that takes a card can be fitted with a skimmer.
jiggle to save ur life
via ianbremmer
Oh my god
