[jessijaejoplin-deactivated20251]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

[homedesigning]

[drunkblogging]

sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog 

[theproserpina]

Omfg my bird won’t shut up and I think I might lose my mind

[coincidation-blog]

Sometimes when my sisters birds sing or screech too loudly I sing REALLY LOUDLY over them. It usually shocks them into silence for a little while, or we just all have a yelling match over who can sing the loudest.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Female mail deliverers should be called Mail Ma'ams.

[cherrygoon]

“boys don’t like a girl with dark lipstick"  “boys don’t like a girl with short hair” “boys don’t like a girl with too many piercings” “boys don’t like a girl who doesn’t take pride in her appearance”

I  D O   N O T  C A R E

[whatevenisamerp-deactivated2014]

As a boy, this is practically a checklist for things I look for in a woman.

[cherrygoon]

i do not give a shit about your personal attractions that is literally what this post is about

[shewillfeatdrake]

I don't really get the whole iphone vs. android thing. it's a phone who care

android isnt fashionable 

[irrelevantaustralian]

Bitch look up SGS6 and rethink your digusting ass opinoin

[doctopus]

i vow as president to put all the mosquitoes in a super expensive spaceship and then send it directly into a black hole

[doctopus]

wise thinking im making u my vice president

[techtvhottie]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Kanye West ever did an AMA on reddit, we should spam the question: “Do you like fishsticks?”

[calamityflare]

“hey babe you wanna come over and watch some movies tonight”

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

doctor who isnt real its a tv show

[tirehaus]

ive got some gifs that woud disagree “rich white lesbian"

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

and ive got one gif that will shut you the fuck up

[ughnnie-blog]

gonna pass my tumblr account down as a family heirloom

[coincidation-blog]

IMPORTANT PSA TO PEOPLE WITH FISH WHO ALSO LIKE STONES AND STUFF:

There are certain stones you simply CANNOT put into your tank. They will leech or dissolve into the water, putting your fish at risk. With the whole boho crystal trend ATM fish lovers obviously want their tanks to match their summer lovin gypsy festival lifestyle but guys pls put your fish first.

Fluorite is pretty but it will BREAK DOWN IN YOUR TANK, harming your fish. I literally just made that mistake and thank goodness I checked online.

Here’s some stones that CAN go in your tank: Quartz Rose Quartz Aventurine Jasper Agate Granite Jade Petrified wood Onyx Slate River stones Carnelian Tigers eye Bloodstone

Here’s some that CANNOT: Marble Limestone Pyrite Fossils Amethyst geode (contains heavy metals) Coal Dolomite Selenite Alabastar Satin spar Gypsum Calcite

Remember, if in doubt do the vinegar test! If your piece of rock bubbles up, it ain’t safe for your fish.

Xxx

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

“sorry i gotta start working on my essay now”

*blasts taylor swift*

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

the real blank space is my 7 page essay rn