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[coke-bug]

I think the Beetles need

Angst :3

Wouldn't you agree dearest father :3

NO

ABSOLUTELY NOT NO. THEY HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH

[commanderohdear]

But father,

They can suffer more :D

[coke-bug]

No more child

[coke-bug]

I think the Beetles need

Angst :3

Wouldn't you agree dearest father :3

NO

ABSOLUTELY NOT NO. THEY HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH

[coke-bug]

If you could flip a switch and make your kids not chaotic anymore, would you?

There are times where I’d certainly take that switch, but generally, I wouldn’t change them. Being chaotic is part of them, and I don’t want to take any part of their personalities away

[justonemoreidea]

Uncle Ty, can we go annoy the parentals?

Like sure?? Its not like if I say no you guys wont do it, also I cant be the only one you guys give gray hairs.

Go on children make everyone look old.

[commanderohdear]

@coke-bug @ep2nd @oceanera12

Parentals uncle Ty gave us permission to annoy you :3

[coke-bug]

Dang it Ty

[coke-bug]

I literally just found your tumblr lmao, best of luck with the children. I just get to be the uncle who stands on the sidelines and watches :]

Lmao, I’m glad one of us is having fun watching everything

[ep2nd]

Dad said we could annoy you :3

BUGGGGGGGGGGGG

[commanderohdear]

@coke-bug

[coke-bug]

To be fair, I never explicitly said that they could annoy you, I just didn’t outright ban them from doing it. Turnabout is fair play, after all

[coke-bug]

Dad can I go annoy mom?

No, you may not annoy either mom. I’ll be nice and not retaliate against EP by saying yes, and Era’s done nothing

[coke-bug]

How many children do you have now? I swear you adopt children left and right

If I'm being completely honest, I'm not 100% sure myself, although I'm up to at least 6 or 7.

[coke-bug]

Did you know that your children love you a lot(/p)

I do! However, do my children know that I (/p) love them? And that I want them to know that none of them are any sort of burden on me, and that I enjoy hanging out with them?

[coke-bug]

Do you like being called dad, and being the parental figure?

I actually really like being the parental figure, and if that means being called dad, I’m enjoying that as well

[coke-bug]

Did you really give the children permission to prank you? Or are they just lying?

I gave Crab permission to prank me once. Other than that, they changed my sign at Vam’s mountain so it looked like I gave them permission to prank me.

[coke-bug]

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Hi :)

*Sigh*

Hi Chaos

[coke-bug]

Father can I not eat today?

I’m assuming that this is either Chaos or Night. In either case, no, you can’t not eat today. Food is important you guys

[coke-bug]

Happy Father's Day! I hope you have a wonderful day, and know that all your children love you(/p)

Thanks kiddo! I had a great day, and I hope you did as well. I love you guys too (/p)

[extemporary-username]

Egg: sunny side up, a bit runny so i can pop it inside my mouth

Steak: medium- done

Milk: no lactose, low fat cow milk (which is milk flavored water basically, but it’s the only i like and my stomach tolerates)

Alcohol: i don’t drink

Warm Drink: gelatina de pata en leche con panela, anís y canela

Potato: potato salad

Spice Tolerance: meh? i can handle some but not too spicy

@gentlenaa @starkeeper-the-storyteller @luna-is-old

[luna-is-old]

Egg: soft poached

Steak: medium rare

Milk: Oat well strained

Alcohol: whiskey on the rocks for hard

Angry orchard rosé for soft

Warm drink: London fog

Potato: Tater tot

Spice tolerance: depends on the day - some days mayo is spicy others I can handle a 20K pepper no issue - the joy of living with sensory issues

@lunasguard @steampaul

[steampaul]

Egg: sunny side down

Steak: medium well

Milk: cow (raw/unpasteurised)

Alcohol: Gin and Tonic

Warm drink: Fennel tea

Potato: gratin

Spice tolerance: above average I think?

@dericbindel @the-tired-writer @fantasticwolfpenguin

[the-tired-writer]

Have no idea what this says about me but oh well!

Egg: Scrambled/Omelette! Steak: medium-well :D

Milk: no.

Alcohol: I don’t drink!

Warm Drink: Chamomile/Mint tea!

Potato: oh this one’s hard… I’d go breakfast potato?

Spice Tolerance: Slightly above average I’d say? I’m not a spice connoisseur but I like myself some good spice.

And that’s everything! @k4nd1-c0rn @sunnyvicky @phoenixisnthere @concernedcitizenofthemodernage @curioscurio @icarianrenegade and anyone else who wants to join!

[k4nd1-c0rn]

lmao

egg: scrambled or fried

steak: medium (i haven’t actually tried anything else this is just the way my dad always made them)

milk: choccy milk:)))

alcohol: no.

warm drink: hot chocolate!

potato: potato skins or loaded fries, any mix of potatoes and cheese and bacon

spice tolerance: none lol. i am a little baby about spice

tags~

@vnillacone @pan-left-close-on-the-steeple @floatin-high-and-blue @transgeoffrickly @dialog-box @oddvanilla

[transgeoffrickly-deactivated202]

OOOO

eggs: scrambled or over hard (ZERO runniness). gotta admit i also like a nice hard boiled egg on occasion.

steak: vegetarian opt-out

milk: almond :3

alcohol: hard seltzer 🙏

warm drink: americano!

potato: mashed, with absolutely no skin or lumps <3

spice tolerance: 😔 i am not god’s strongest solider on this one

this was fun <3 going to tag @frozenmagz @alchemyne @welcometohollyweird and @awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands no pressure!!

[welcometohollyweird]

Thanks for the tag Chunk!!! (And sorry I took an eternity!!) 🤣

Egg: scrambled for sure!

Milk: almond

Alcohol: sangria, light beer, or hard seltzer

Warm drink: ginger tea

Potato: do French fries count? 🤣🤣

Spice tolerance: ehhh medium, I guess. I do like some spicy things but my stomach is pretty sensitive in general so it really depends on what kind of spice 🤷‍♀️

Tagging: @greeneyezblackheart @only-a-heartbeat-away @hungercityhellhound @hysterionic and anyone else who wants to do this!

[greeneyezblackheart]

@welcometohollyweird 😘

Eggs: over medium (runny yolk, fully cooked whites)

Steak: rare, still mooing

Milk: whole (red top) very cold

Alcohol: Hennessey & cranberry juice or bourbon & coke

Warm Drink: hot tea ( The Republic of Tea Milk Oolong is my fave.)

Potato: baked, fully loaded

Spice Tolerance: the spicier the better

Tagging: @guns-n-jovi @rocknrollflames @dreamcastgirl99 and OPEN TAG

[dreamcastgirl99]

Thanks for the tag Shells 😘

Eggs - Over Hard

Steak - Medium well

Milk - Organic whole milk

Alcohol - nope, I don’t drink!

Warm Drink - coffee with vanilla oat milk creamer

Potato - mashed.

Spice Tolerance - uhm no, not a fan of spicy foods lol

Tagging - @fancycolours @peppermint-candy @weloveachother @reefer-keifer @izzystradlindoesitforme

[reefer-keifer]

thanks for the tag <3

Eggs - scrambled/omelette BURN IT

Steak - well done

Milk - pretty much anything except oat

Alcohol - dont drink but cran-blackberry and vodka is really good

Warm Drink - latte or hot chocolate!!

Potato - mashed n well salted

Spice Tolerance - LOVE her but i have to be careful for she does not love me

@lord-of-the-weird @bettergobackoutandfindher if you want

[lord-of-the-weird]

tagged well over a month ago but whatever😅

eggs: with butter, salt, sugar, flour maybe some chocolate chips!

steak: done

milk: chocolate!

alcohol: who knows

warm drink: black tea!!

potato: (any and all)mashed or soup

spice tolerance: pretty good!!

hotel: trivago

open tag!

[sobbingdistantnoises]

Eggs: mixed into batter

Steak: not raw

Milk: chocolate or plain

Alcohol: no

Warm drink: tea or hot chocolate

Potato: fries

Spice tolerance: doritos are spicy

@spacentimecreature @sparkledragon04 @weirdocritter @audriandae @kofitiamat and anyone else who wants to :)

[audriandae]

Eggs: sunny side, yolks runny, or half boiled. Omelettes are good but not scrambled. Come near me with a hard boiled egg yolk and you perish.

Steak: Medium Rare

Milk: chocolate or nothin

Alcohol: apple cider, in moderation

Warm drink: Coffee and tea and hot chocolate!

Potato: yes.

Spice tolerance: decent- I think. I like kimchi a lot

@cypher-decoded @nightraider19 @spiritualviolation @thegaythespian

[imaginethat0327]

Eggs: Scrambled are good but need some kind of topping like bacon, runny is okay alongside rice or within a full meal, omelets are a godsend, boiled needs to rot in the pits of hell.

Steak: medium rare

Milk: don’t mind the reg types (whole, skim, etc) but it has to be in small doses like half a glass or to accompany spicy foods or cookies. Plant based milks gross me out.

Alcohol: not a really big fan of any types, but a good tiny amount of white wine works really well with chicken and veggies.

Warm drink: hot chocolate for the win, but coffee and tea are also good. Also like warm apple cider, and hot lemonade is a recent try that I like a lot too!

Potato: Always (sweet potatoes can just burn in a fire)

Spice tolerance: I can handle some decently spicy stuff but the minute the spice to flavor ratio is unbalanced then I’m out.

@isylikes, @red-carter, @nyxcentury, @thestring-bean, @snowydragon10

[northnori]

Eggs: I don’t entirely care, as long as it’s either fried, scrambled, or omelet. If fried, I love the edges having a little bit of crisp. And I like seasoning them with salt, not too much though.

Steak: Well done

Milk: I much prefer white milk, doesn’t especially matter if it’s whole, skim, 2% or whatever. I don’t like plant based milks either.

Alcohol: Sure, I’ve tried a bunch, but I’m good without it.

Warm drink: Hot chocolate all the way, maybe apple cider. Otherwise, I don’t normally like warm drinks.

Potato: Mashed, the only way I can eat them anymore doesn’t typically matter what kind specifically.

Spice tolerance: Um… Do you know those pepperonis that are sold in packages at the grocery store? Yeah- those burn my mouth. It’s ridiculously low. Sometimes, it can handle it, but not very often.

@katkat030 @1watermelontea @nine-of-diamonds @nyxtheeclipse and anyone else who might wanna join in 💜💜

[katkat030]

Thanks for the tag!

Eggs: preferably omelette or scrambled - fried tends to give me a sore stomach

Steak - medium, I don’t mind if it’s a little rare

Milk - a glass of cold full cream milk

Alcohol - meh, tastes pretty gross so I don’t tend to drink it

Warm drink - hot chocolate, warm milk or rooibos tea

Potato - orange sweet potato chips are my favourite, mmmm

Spice tolerance - nonexistent

@whisperofthewild @imnotabox and anyone else who wants to jump in!

[whisperofthewild]

Eggs: Beaten up fried or poached

Steak: Medium rare

Milk: Full cream milk, plant based milk sucks

Alcohol - Don’t drink

Warm drink - Yorkshire tea :D

Potato - anything I can have aioli with, I like potato sides or bake the best tho

Spice tolerance - average ig

@angelonasher @ajthepeach @blue-gears @ajfoxships @leochantisallspiders @self-appointed-nerd

[ajthepeach-deactivated20251002]

eggs: no

steak: edible

milk: with cookies

alcohol: dont drink

warm drink: hot cocoa

potato: T O T S

spice tolerance: give it all to me 🫴

@angelonasher @dragonmushrrom @uni-amaly @ajfoxships

[alphabetical-az]

Eggs: uhhh, sunny side up, slightly runny yolk

Steak: idrc, maybe medium/medium well?

Milk: whole

Alcohol: allergic and don’t drink (for other reasons as well)

Warm drink: Chai or cocoa

Potato: Yes

Spice tolerance: I’d say pretty good but some people are insane lol

No pressure tags:

@confuzzled-crow77 @banethebloodgoat @m0ther-of-p3arl @thequeen-artemis @handstotheskye @o-kye and anyone else who wants in!

[handstotheskye]

eggs: hard boiled

steak: no rarer than medium well

milk: low-fat lactose free

alcohol: no thanks

warm drink: black tea

potato: never had one I didn’t like

spice tolerance: garbage. once called black pepper spicy

@aceofthefandoms @wolvesbesneaky @wander-wren @ramblingsfromthemoss @thestarsstillfall and anyone else

[wolvesbesneaky]

eggs: scrambled or hard-boiled

steak: medium

milk: whole or 2% I think it is?

alcohol: i hate alcohol with a passion (also i’m underage)

warm drink: hot cocoa (one of my favorites drinks)

potato: all, but i enjoy boiled and seasoned

spice tolerance: depends on where the food is from (i can take korean food, but not indian)

@coke-bug @colliewolf @commanderohdear @lt-oblivious @ep2nd @oceanera12 @goldmoth82

[commanderohdear]

Eggs: omlettes

Steak: medium rare?

Milk: whole

Alcohol: No, no no, and oh yeah NO

Warm drink: hot cocoa

Potato: all but mashed

Spice tolerance: yes

@happybluebean @oceanera12 @coke-bug

[coke-bug]

Eggs: Omelettes or scrambled with ketchup

Steak: Medium rare to medium well, depending on the cut

Milk: Low fat or 2%

Alcohol: Definitely not now, but maybe in the future

Warm Drink: Hot chocolate or apple cider

Potato: Yes

Spice Tolerance: Okay, but not as good as it should be given my heritage

@moonstarsongs @happybluebean @emmmmmmmiwe @ep2nd @oceanera12

[coke-bug]

we love and care about you and we’d be really sad if you were gone because you’re an awesome person and we love you for you

(p.s we’re sorry that this is late)

I really love you guys too (/p)! I’m sorry I can’t be online much rn, hopefully once I get home I can be more online.

(p.s. It’s all good :D)

[coke-bug]

Did you know that your toes are always touching eachother.

Gah, I didn’t like that fact. I just flexed my toes to get them away from each other