Hey

Just a well dressed hussie

[dostoyevsky-official]

would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

[animentality]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[mousegirlheart]

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I've developed a new martial arts technique where I strike a nerve cluster that causes your body to instantly undergo the changes of roughly four years of feminizing hormone therapy

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[everythingfox]

If millie fits millie sits

[nickandros]

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

[secifosseluce]

bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform 

officer: you. you don’t really have to do that

officer: you literally have a concussion 

[nickandros]

good morning to this person’s dad only

[vannajamma]

[djpaulyd]

crazy how we are all in this groupchat called the tumblr dashboard

[webphobia-deactivated20200321]

[marcescentmaniac]

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

[penisman420-69-deactivated20250]

this is actually exactly how it works

[neutralbacteria]

[sucros]

We must carry the lost lore into future generations

[gaysemiotics]

[brucebocchi]

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

[thesituation]

“it’s going to be WW3!!” no bitch it’s going to be vietnam, korea, afghanistan, it’s going to be another war wherein the US commits unspeakable and indefensible acts against a severely weakened people seeking self determination. it’s going to be another war where protesting is criminalized and “freedom of speech” is gutted in the interest of pushing propaganda. it’s going to be another nation of people added to the long list of victims of US imperialism and another demonstration of the strong undercurrent of fascism running through the foundation of america

[twinicegiantorbiters]

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

[wintercorrybriea]

‘The Dog’ from Teletubbies

[nitevision2002]

i love him. he’s my friend