Xavier: Renegade Angel sentence starters
“You’re going to regret that. You shattered my shakashuri.”
“I’m a survivor. We’re a dying breed.”
“Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.”
“Look at the two of us. We can be like beauty and the beast. What do you say? Will you be my beast?”
“I killed him hard. Pulled out his heart, showed it to him, and he was like, ‘Nice.’”
“And now, I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest AIDS spreader of all time.”
“One time, I created something called a thurrito. It’s a burrito within a burrito within the heart of that same burrito.”
“They say when you die, you shit your pants. But not me; I’m gonna shit my heart.”
“Good thing I’m a responsible parent. You should try it sometime.”
“The sick bastard smells like my ass.”
“Unload your troubles onto me, even if it’s tough to swallow. I’m used to swallowing huge loads.”
“I’m going to help you, even if it kills us both!”
“I’m going to break you down using Navajo mysticism or Cherokee fisticism!”
“If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time.”
“Well, if that’s love, then I’d like to make some love to his mouth.”
“I know people out there are dreaming for my cleansing rain to rinse away all sufferage.”
“Well, I’m a good farmhand, and I don’t need much. Just five hots. And a cot. And a queen-sized lazy bread bed. And a flatscreen iTV. And a wi-fi hotspot. And a breakfast nook, a sauna, conversation nook, some of them crazy cookies, orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
“Society’s about to end, girl. And it’s up to us to start repopulating the planet.”
“Someone’s gonna have to mop up all this bootysauce.”
“I’m too unique to pay rent!”
“If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight, I swear to Chekhov I’ll cock your clock off.”
“You nap-a, you get slap-a.”
“You’re about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon.”
“Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?”
“I, alone, stride along to strive alone to unify all men in the greasy heat of my unifrier.”
“I shall take up your squeegee and squeege all that you have left unsquoged!”
“Can I squirrel it in your terlet?”
“As long as you live under my ballet studio, which I just broke into, you live under my rules!”
“You can kiss and lick and caress and cuddle and swallow my sweet ass goodbye.”
“If this is your idea of a joke, I’d like to be subjected to a tragedy.”
“I’ll help you! I’m a feminist! I’ll make sexism my BITCH!”
“I have some bad news and a snack for you.”
“Mom spelled backwards is wow, and wow spelled backwards is ‘Woe is me that I can’t seem to find my mom!’”
“If you’re going to slay an animal, you’d better be prepared to eat the whole thing!”
“I suspect I’m crazy, with a capital and sideways Z that’s also flipped upside-down.”
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