“My biggest regrets in life are being too damn nice, apologizing when I didn’t do anything wrong, and making unworthy people a priority.”
— Unknown
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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art blog(derogatory)
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@coldathersoul
“My biggest regrets in life are being too damn nice, apologizing when I didn’t do anything wrong, and making unworthy people a priority.”
— Unknown
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
So last night I couldn’t sleep because of my insomnia and I couldn’t stop thinking about this. I mean, try to tell me this isn’t funny... you have no ground to stand on.
this chapter of my life is called (damn bitch you sure you’re alright?)
everyone around me: *dating* *getting engaged* *getting married* *having kids* *figuring out their careers* *generally having their lives put together*
me:
“you don’t look gay”
oh sorry let me just–
Foucault insults the police (1972)
03/05/19 // the harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun
by Mio Ito
PARASITE 기생충 dir. Bong Joon-ho
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs? me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
Glad to see this post blowing up again with all the quarantine “I hate my spouse” humor on the rise
people with glasses trying to wear masks rn