Butterrrrr

stab it slice it dump it on toast without spreading

[spilledmymilk]

by robert gober

[coldbuttercrimes]

Bright stick of butter Big enough to sit on it's the perfect artwork

[beardedmrbean]

[coldbuttercrimes]

Food of history

Work of art — what could ever

Be better than that?

[coldbuttercrimes]

Crimes of the day

Raisin-studded, pillowy soft

Soon covered up

But you can taste the difference

[thatpollguy]

(Note: If you have allergies or intolerances, assume the toast is suitable for your dietary needs, e.g. gluten free)

You are about to eat some toast. You can only choose something from this list to put on it. What are you having?

Just margarine or butter

Fruit preserve/jam/jelly

Marmalade

Melted cheese

Peanut butter

Banana

Chocolate spread

Cream cheese

Honey

Eggs

Marmite

I want my toast plain/dry with nothing on it, not even butter

Voting ended onJan 25

[coldbuttercrimes]

Please support butter so it can take back its rightful throne from the jamlian usurpers.

[that-ghostlyal]

My stick of butter. Banana for scale

[coldbuttercrimes]

It is glorious. Inspiring. Elevating.

Also, hmm banana butter...

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DQrq-soDIUm/

[coldbuttercrimes]

Stars among a blood red sky

Crimes have never

Looked so beautiful

[deutsche-bahn]

Bitte leistet mir kurz emotionalen Beistand im Bezug auf diesen Werbetext, über den ich im DM gestolpert bin:

Duftet nach.... Butter?? Soll ich nach Butter riechen wollen??? I'm so confused, geht der Trend zum Friteusenfett?

[coldbuttercrimes]

Even the butter can’t stand it anymore

Erstwhile adversaries, now we are one

Greasy, melting, desperate.

[coldbuttercrimes]

Do you think

you can

escape?

Your delicious doom

will be

my delight

[coldbuttercrimes]

Violence

Convenience

The boundary between the two

often blurred

[segamascott]

[coldbuttercrimes]

I know what is coming

I can see the future crystal clear

Or in a greasy glass darkly, anyway

Yum.

[ancientsstudies]

Good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.

[coldbuttercrimes]

Oh captain my captain

Butter me up

Some croissant or baguette or Italian whitebread

It matters not

Butter transcends borders

I shall eat my fill and be content

Having tasted the world

[incognitopolls]

When you were a kid, did you eat butter just by itself?

Yes, by the stick

Yes, in a container

Yes, fake/substitute butter

Yes, other (melted?)

Not really, I tried it but didn't like it/didn't eat very much

No, but I know people who did this

No, what??

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[coldbuttercrimes]

You can admit it

Your darkest desire

Your sinister past

Cold butter gluttony

[galina]

Obsessing over craft, simplicity, signage, package, typefaces, and the distortion of shapes when viewed through a window

[coldbuttercrimes]

Snow White

Immaculate beauty in a coffin of glass

Waiting for true love’s kiss

Not knowing love will consume her

Why are you so delicious

[coldbuttercrimes]

No patience

Just hunger

Bread and butter hunger

[scoutingthetrooper]

yeah

[coldbuttercrimes]

Melt

Melt

Melty melt melt

Our time is short

But oh how glorious

To be on this earth