joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
#Me posting on tumblr dot com and deleting 5 seconds later because i’m definitely not the same person anymore
Uni.
HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH
I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.
At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^-^o)
she gets all the ladies
she gets all the ladies
She gets all the ladies
she gets all the ladies
She gets all the ladies
happy She gets all the ladies Saturday!
She gets all the ladies
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
its almost that special season of the year where we get to see our spotify wrapped and normal people get to say things like "omg isnt it kind of funny that i listened to one song on repeat 4479 times this year" and the most pretentious people ontumblr get to say things like "your joke about your spotify wrapped has shown me you have no sense of self and will die within the year"
I thought we all left Spotify? You saying people lied and chose convenience over their own morality?
getting preached to about morality by an incest fanfiction writer
for the posterity of this post i want it to be clear that they didn’t only deactivate the same day they deactivated in well under an hour
people act like jonah is a levelheaded king who always thinks things through as if he didn’t chug a gallon of ranch dressing without being asked and then in the very next episode lost four hundred dollars at a coin flip game
jonah has said a lot of baby girl things over the course of the show but honestly nothing tops when he was trying to defend the picture of him at hooters and said he doesn’t even like wings, he got a caprese salad and when someone was like they don’t have that there, jonah the specialist guy of them all said “they made it special for me”
jonah simms is the most confident insecure man alive. brimming with anxiety and nerves, but obsessed with opening his mouth and speaking. always has something to say about a topic but can’t stop himself from stammering and looking to others for help. charming and talkative but unbelievably annoying and weird. he literally contains multitudes
Superstore
How insane is it that Superstore really had a character like Jonah Simms who literally ran away from business school to work as a minimum wage worker at a big box store and he was actually much happier in that job and the show never had him get promoted or even seem like he wanted to be or had any professional goals whatsoever and then he became a house husband for his girlboss wife and the two kids she had with a previous marriage and not once was there ever a conflict over Jonah not being their bio dad or him caring about her having kids at all. Jonah truly is out here living the life of a high-profile New York business lady who gave it all up for the sexy lumberjack and his kids, truly he is the bisexual malewife, romantic comedy protagonist swag
What bothers me sm abt this clip is how unnatural everything sounds
Anyways, it‘s missing Jonas hours
not PAUL AHRENS randomly popping up on my fyp and screaming "it's not my fault you're like in love with me or something" i feel attacked😭