spaceman says everybody look down, it's all in your mind.

howdy - designation: piper - earth years: 26 - neurotype: autistic - microblog: mixed

[coldfloraltaste-blog]

PSA

i’m on pillowfort

@ flamingo

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[deanwnchestcr-archive]

[effinbirds]

[gonebynow]

Reviews In General: Paint

This is a video about paint, starring me, someone who knows nothing about paint. Also featuring my roommates/friends Tabi and Levi who provided me the moral ...

New video out! This one featuring two special guests! Watch me talk about how I ate paint once!

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[coldfloraltaste-blog]

my period is so late that my cycle app reminded me about it yesterday. i have a job interview in 2 hours, i’m ironing a shirt and guess what i feel: a muscle cramp. hilarious.

periods are an extreme inconvenience and should be made illegal, because as we all know, things that are illegal cease to happen.

[drugbitch]

im sick and tired of everyone still acting as if autistic people dont exist in todays society or participate in popular subcultures just bc ppl dont want to listen to us talk. we want to be represented as much as everyone else, and actually even more.

i see posts talking about how peter parker is trans with thousands of notes, a lot of them from cis allies. i hear a question about stucky in almost every interview/q&a/con that the cast does. i even see posts like ‘x character is adhd’ with tons of notes because adhd is more socially acceptable than autism. people will break down every aspect of someones character just for tiny hints that they’re trans or gay or whatever, and while i do love trans and gay headcanons being widely accepted, especially by the creators of the content themselves, i still cannot think of one single instance where a character who was coded autistic was confirmed …besides sheldon cooper. i watched bruce banner have basically a meltdown on screen and wrap himself in his shirt, the way i do when i have meltdowns, and no one said a thing. i watched newt scamander avoid eye contact throughout the entire movie, stumble over his words, have a hyperfixation on animals/creatures, etc etc etc and no one said a thing. 

i feel like im just shouting into the void here because its still so unfathomable for people to understand that autistic people exist. we’re here, we’re consuming the same media you are, we’re desperate for diversity just like you are. its never even crossed the minds of the creators/actors that the quirky shy awkward character they’ve created is just autistic– because, wait, peter parker doesn’t talk in a monotone voice like spock, how can he be autistic?!!?!?

literally no one. gives a shit. about autistic people. at all. please just listen to us. give our autistic headcanon posts as many notes as your trans headcanon posts. be aware that autistic people who think their favorite characters are autistic aren’t just ‘projecting’ or ‘overanalyzing’, and you shouldnt just humor us because you pity us. realize that autistic people can look many different ways and just because a character doesn’t act like sheldon cooper or spock, doesn’t mean they’re not autistic. just please realize that we exist.

edit: non autistics are encouraged to reblog

[slimeandsensitive]

Game Boy Chew Stim Necklace! Durable and perfect for aggressive or repetitive chewing.

Use the promocode “PRIDE” to get 15% off your entire order all June! Also orders come with rainbow stickers all of Pride Month!

[throwbackblr]

[autasticanna]

“I can’t use sarcasm, I’m autistic” say I, sarcastically,

[coldfloraltaste-blog]

what really drives me up the wall is when I say something *very* obviously wrong or incredibly absurd in a funny way... but with a sarcastic tone...

and the group of allistic people im with all go “wait, really?”

i hear sarcasm all the time! but the second i try to use it, Not Allowed ?

(im assuming thats what you’re referencing with this post if not im sorry)

[lewd-plants]

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

[systlin]

O’sha. 

Obviously 

[lewd-plants]

THAT’S PERFECT

[systlin]

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

[fishmalazahn]

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

[systlin]

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

[lewd-plants]

And good steel. Always good steel.

[systlin]

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

[skiptomy]

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

[coldfloraltaste-blog]

YEEEEEAASAAASSSSS!

[draconym]

Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– [opens bag to reveal a large ball python]

Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*

Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?

Kid: The woods!!

Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?

Another kid: The sun!!

Me: That’s … in space, so no

Yet another kid: Earth!!!

Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …

Several kids: The zoo!!!!

Me: A continent is …

Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is

All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA

[foxflightstudios]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!

Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!

If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!

Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!

[coldfloraltaste-blog]

i applied for that job and while my heart is not in it my wallet and bank account sure as hell are

[coldfloraltaste-blog]

how many episodes of star trek can i watch a day before it becomes a problem asking for a friend

[catchymemes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey so let’s talk about how terrifying hellbeast monsters were real all along and simply (hopefully) went extinct 

[autistickeely]

“Please throw my ball!”

[coldfloraltaste-blog]

what a CUTE and boopable dog face!!!! <3 <3