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So, Sideshow Collectibles announced a new Darth Revan figure

And you can take his mask off to reveal his luscious locks

Of course, I know what you're thinking, why is he a dude? Why does he look like that?

And then I looked at the sculptor

Revan being a self-insert as God intended, I kneel

Source

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Thinking about Devon getting Tattoos

At first, I was like, obviously Maul would make her get them eventually, to deepen her connection with the Dark Side. Maybe one more Sith tattoo every time she grows stronger, almost like a mission reward or sth.

But then

Like a thief in the night

It came to me.

Devon getting tattoos after Maul.

Carving the memory of him into her skin. A permanent reminder of her past, of the pain she suffered and endured and survived. He may be gone, but will still forever be a part of her. Taking what was his and making it hers. Her journey from Apprentice to Master now complete. She is no longer that young, weak little girl hiding in the dark of Janix, instead she rules that same darkness she calls home. Like a Lord of Shadow.

It isn't Devon getting Sith tattoos.

It is Devon getting Maul tattoos.

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Lore accurate Maul (because he's getting overlooked)

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The Crack in her Armor

These two had huge potential to be at odds for like 5 season, hating on each other every possible moment (Rook hating Devon for taking away Maul's attention and being a Jedi, Devon hating Rook for being one more annoying authority figure) while defending each other in battle because they're important assets, not because they care.

Slowly warming up to each other out of necessity due to their shared cause but never entirely aligning because their drive is just too different. Never letting go of that initial disdain, simply growing to live with it.

And then in some huge, epic, climatic battle Rook takes a bullet/blaster bolt/lightsaber for Devon, dying like a true warrior. The episode ends with Devon placing Rook's armor somewhere on Mandalore, looking at the stars above, remarking that she doesn't see what's so special about this place.

The camera pans down to Rook's helmet as a single tear falls upon it. Then another. Only then does the sky darken and rain weeps over Mandalore as Devon turns away and leaves another corpse in her wake.

Her Master's Apprentice indeed.

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Choose someone as a successor and you will inevitably be succeeded.

Choose someone hungrier and you will be devoured.

Choose someone quicker and you won't dodge the blade at your back.

Choose someone with more patience and you won't block the blade at your throat.

Choose someone more devious and you'll hold the blade that kills you.

Choose someone more clever and you'll never know your end.

Despite these cautions, an apprentice is essential.

A Master without an apprentice is a Master of nothing.

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"What kind of character dynamic do you expect Maul and Devon to have next season?"

Well, this comparison came to me in a dream.

Sleep, my little Devon Let your dreams take wing One day, when you're big and strong You will be a Sith

😈🎵

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Devon x Rylee shippers are delusional🤪

Not due to lack of chemistry, or because this clearly isn't a romantic type show, or because they come from such different paths of life, no

You know what really eliminates their ship's canon potential from the get-go?

THEY DON'T HAVE AN AGE DIFFERENCE! ⏳

THIS IS STAR WARS! A PROUD AGE GAP FANDOM! ALL OUR BIG (CANON) SHIPS HAVE THEM!

Anakin x Padme? Five years

Han and Leia? At least ten years

Rey and Kylo? Also ten

And don't get me started on anything Legends and/or clone shenanigans

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, you're just not canon material. 😔

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His final message

Maul: What is it, Apprentice?

Devon: Master, maybe we could consider looking for other Jedi?

Maul: The Jedi Order is gone. It is time to look for another path to power, and I will help you discover it.

Devon: Not if they listened to Master Kenobi's message.

Maul: Fucking W H A T ?

Devon plays the recording(see pic)

Maul remains dead silent

Devon: The only place to install such a beacon would've been the Jedi Temple itself, at the heart of the new Empire. Obi Wan must have given his life to warn those of us who remained after the purge.

Maul: Indeed. I shall humor your request, Devon. If we hear of another Jedi, we will pursue them. There is strength in numbers, after all.

Devon: Thank you, Master. leaves

Maul, looking at the recording: ...I wonder how you went. A rain of the clones blaster fire? Did Sidious himself deal the blow? Or did he unleash this other Dark Lord, this Vader upon you?

Maul, sighing: It doesn't matter.

Maul: When the Empire falls, you'll be avenged, too.

end recording

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"Our fellow soldiers, the clones, the ones we Jedi fought side by side with, suddenly turned and betrayed us."

Kanan Jarrus

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Made a little something for father's day 😈

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Olivia's mum teaching Spencer Mahjong feat 6-7, that is all

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Maul: "In this essay I will-"

Rylee: "He looks pretty cool, ngl."

Devon: "Didn't he sack the Jedi Temple?"

Maul: "And it was AWESOME!" 😈

Devon: "You know what was under that mask? You guessed it, a baddie."

Rylee: "I wonder if that's why people joined his army."

Maul: "He was magnificent on the battlefield, but what do you mean exactly? What is a baddie?"

Devon: "You guys just don't get it." 🙄

Rylee: "They say the siege of Coruscant ended in a week because Darth Baras ate up all the monthly rations."

Maul: "I have certainly never seen a Sith of such... volume."

Devon: giggles

Rylee: "I'm here all night folks!" 😂

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After Thrawn's final defeat:

"And what now, General Syndulla? Am I to be put on trial for trying to bring order to galaxy in chaos? How long do you think that will last?"

"You will pay for your crimes, Thrawn."

"You don't realize victory has defeated you. Put me on trial and the galaxy will hear me, kill me and violate all the principles you and your Jedi friends hold dear. "

"You're right General. You won't get the executioners chair.

"I am glad you see some reason, at least. Trying to be a good role model for your boy, perhaps."

Hera, eyes narrowing like a sniper: "If the Rebellion killed you, that would send the wrong message."

A nearby door opens.

"But thankfully, the Empire has made enemies far less renown for their hospitality."

Covered in the blood of imperials from head to toe, giving her skin a red sheen, Devon Izara stands in the gateway. Her eyes lock onto Hera's, who simply nods.

"Remember, Admiral, there are some things far more frightening then death."

With a simple wave of her hand, Thrawn is pulled towards Devon through the Force, dragged away to the depths of the hell that awaits him...

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Hera: "What do you mean, you let that Twi'lek take Jacen for a ride? She's a criminal wanted in a dozen systems!"

Chopper: <In return she promised me and Spybot 4.0 could hang out for a week, it's a fair trade, he's my oomf.>

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Devon having generational beef with the Phoenix gang is my Roman Empire

Source on the Devon design is Niq Ducote

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Lie down

Try not to cry

"In a way, Spybot is almost everything that Maul can't be or can't bring himself to be. Which is joy, pure happiness, glee in his wickedness."

Cry a lot

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The path to power is a slow grind (unless you paid for subscription lol)

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Maul training Devon is gonna be 10% actual lessons and 90% aurafarming and I simply can't wait

The Holonet edits are gonna go crazy, that's for sure