Aug 24, 2024
Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…
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Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…
Order 66
Order 66 AU where Obi-Wan—being, well, Obi-Wan—completely misreads the situation when Cody shoots him during the purge and decides, with absolute conviction, that it was an extremely aggressive form of flirting.
Naturally, this leads to Obi-Wan acquiring a feral, still-chipped Cody and dragging him across the galaxy on his various misadventures.
Cody, meanwhile, is relentless. Every possible opportunity is a murder attempt. Blaster shots, ambushes, trying to push Obi-Wan off cliffs, sneaking poison into his food—anything.
Obi-Wan, however, remains entirely unbothered.
Cody fires at him? Obi-Wan deflects the bolts and smiles softly like he has just been written a haiku.
At one point, Cody lunges at Obi-Wan with a vibroblade in front of Bail. Obi-Wan smoothly disarms Cody in a single motion, lightly holding Cody’s wrist as he sighs and says, blushing faintly,”Not in front of Bail, dear one,” like it’s foreplay.
This whole situation is so utterly baffling to Cody that it basically short-circuits his chip.
The moment Cody’s free Obi-Wan’s getting shaken within an inch of his life,“YOU KRIFFING DI’KUT, I WAS NOT FLIRTING! I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK FLIRTING IS?!”
Obi-Wan blinks at him, completely thrown. “…Oh. So you don’t like me.”
Cody makes a strangled noise that’s somewhere between a yell and a groan. “YES, I LIKE YOU, YOU DI’KUT!”
After order 66, the surviving Jedi gained the habit of watching the Most Wanted list (expect those that can’t access the holonet). (No one has ever beat Obi-Wan as number 1, but a few came close).
Now imagine one day when Kanan is checking it, seeing if anymore names have disappeared or even the very few times that new names were added, he sees a name and face pop up, one that he knows. Just imagine the relief of knowing that a fellow padawan, an age mate was alive, and then the immediate confusion on what the hell did Cal do that got him that high on the most wanted list.
Friendly reminder that most clones didn’t know about the inhibitor chips. It makes Cody’s ”we make our own decisions, our own choices, and we have to live with them too” hit a bit harder.
teehee I love inflicting psychic damage on clone enjoyers >:)
I’ll have this as a print at a local con in a couple months time! Can’t wait to see people’s reactions hehe
the aurebesh reads “execute order 66”
Au where after 3 years of war and Palpatine using the chips orders on the Corrie Guard, proven thoroughly effective, only for Order 66 to fail.
Turns out the chips werent effective and while the chips helped the Corrie Guard instinctiveky know what each order meant, it never actually took control.
The Corries Defense when this all comes out after Palps is killed and the war over? How the fuck were they supposed to know what an "abuse of power" was!? How were they supposed to know the Chancelor shouldnt be sending clones on "black out" missions!?
They were trained to be soldiers not police!
And any order that was actually trouble or wasn't right or simply the clones just didn't want to follow the order, the Corries simply lied. They lied, right to face of the Chancellor of the Republic. They lied to a Sith Lord. AND GOT AWAY WITH IT EVERYTIME!
Zack and Cody (2005)
