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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

woop

well that was anticlimatic wait

wait

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Look, check it out.

See, not much diff-

Wait, what-

the fuck.

You guys are being dumbs

That does not happen in real life watch

See I told you

Wait a

who am i

you guys this is straight up bullshit

i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

…oh what the hell…

the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

…….

hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

omg jeannine you win

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

Wait wtf

You guys are amateurs

let me show you how this is done

ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting

…

well, that works too

okay you amateurs

let me show you how it’s done

I’m now River Song

shhh spoilers

What the hell?

I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?

Ok, so far so good…

coldvault

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

logotv

Is that Link from Zelda?

lipsyncforyourlife

animalstalkinginallcaps

WAIT A MINUTE … THAT’S MY NAME TOO.

I KNOW. LOOK, THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU AND IT’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERST-

ARE YOU ME FROM THE FUTURE? HAVE YOU COME BACK TO TELL ME HOW TO GET GIRLS AND TEACH ME TO FIGHT OFF BULLIES? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NEXT BIG WAVE IN INDIE MUSIC IS GOING TO BE SO I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP JOB AT AN APPALLINGLY PRETENTIOUS MUSIC BLOG?

… OKAY, MAYBE IT WILL BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

lulubonanza

Superman Dress Made By Cation Designs

I loooove this dress….and love the Super cutout in the back…

n_____n

i need this dress

grabby hands

I’ve been meaning to write about this for a while, because I seem to never be able to escape all of you illogical so-called feminists who aren’t vegans. I’m really trying to wrap my head around you guys. I keep coming across “feminist” blogs who are self-proclaimed cheese lovers or dairy fanatics,…

gogosavvy

I agree. 100%

All of the dissenting comments illustrate hypocrisy at its finest.

coldvault

dude, what. I have never in my life seen someone apply a human rights movement to another animal.

e: feminism is a women's movement. women are female humans. cows, and all other non-human organisms, cannot be women. I do not share my rights as a woman with bovine. trying to extend human rights to a quadruped is asinine.