Cole

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

reblog if u like titties

[898-deactivated20210515]

I just DIED

[tastefullyoffensive]

Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[93-7]

[savagebeastrecords]

Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!

[sexb0b-omb-deactivated20210420]

They wanna kill our magic cause they don’t have it.

[sayq-deactivated20180711]

I can’t just sit here and NOT reblog this.. I just can’t.

[jayyebacon-deactivated20181222]

It’s like watching the end of stomp the yard all over

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[fatassbry-deactivated20170418]

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

[nasty-nympho]

I counting on you lol

[laine-brain]

can’t even risk it

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[st-pam]

[postingwhileblack]

Black love exists even if the media keep silent about that!

[withouttheh17]

When I saw this in Twitter someones mentioned that he had been working on a graphic novel for 6 years, she got it out into a book for him.

[iamhannalashay]

Awhhhhh!!!!

[justcatposts]

Person: *sneezes* Cat: *chirps in protest*

More animal vines here

[el-pony-qlo]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

This is probably one of the most obscure references that I think could possibly be made

[turquoisewave]

I can’t think of a single person who wouldn’t get this.

[justcutevines]

THE NOISE IT MAKES

[badnewsfairy]

this might be my favourite post ever, closely followed by that one where the pig sits at a mini picnic bench with a massive ice cream

[crackwhoreo]