Hello Sunshine;

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[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[axolotlife]

@just–another–bean

[just--another--bean]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason I love tumblr.

[mytalkingraccoon]

sea monkies exist

[colgandoentusmanos]

I don’t know the last time I used this I just wanted to check if the supernatural stans are ok

[dollykills-deactivated20240929]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

[colgandoentusmanos]

I’m not a French Toast fan but I’ve been craving it for a while so I made some 🥰🍞👩🏻‍🍳 https://www.instagram.com/p/B5FO7jfHQCX/?igshid=1e9317kg7hyv5

[colgandoentusmanos]

If I have to describe how I was this weekend it’s ‘borrachera y loca’ 🤠🎸🤘🏽 Here’s some legends from night one. #Tropicalia (at Fairplex) https://www.instagram.com/p/B40UrghHTgP/?igshid=6k47fvhtz17p

[colgandoentusmanos]

Excuse me while I cry forever 🤧🤧🤧 The result of Libra season I treated myself like no other https://www.instagram.com/p/B4y0C8OHqbd/?igshid=18mxq9mvm7gdf

[colgandoentusmanos]

The cutest chunk 💗 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4vGy0Hn443/?igshid=xqu47nz41y5p

[johnny-and-dora]

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

[colgandoentusmanos]

You guys should Venmo me money so I can afford my medicine and leave my emotionally abusive household ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hocotate]

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

[boohwanj-deactivated20240316-de]

2019-10-13

https://www.instagram.com/hwantastic79vivid/

[colgandoentusmanos]

Spoo-COOKIE wants to wish you Boos and Ghouls a Happy Halloween! 🎃💗 👻 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Sw-uQHyg5/?igshid=1kj0qvnp4ng06

[colgandoentusmanos]

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‘Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck’ -Tyler the Creator (at Greek Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4MIQKTnt7-/?igshid=1n1zn0a88zii5

[colgandoentusmanos]

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Dig is one of my fav songs and I never thought I’d hear it live and they actually played it. 😭😭 Don’t worry I’m not singing in this I wish the better part of me sang this song though. 😂😂 (at Greek Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4JuA9Fnb_B/?igshid=f3l10s14818r

[colgandoentusmanos]

Please swipe for reference I’m a female icon. Happy HallowMEME 🎃 (at Hesperia, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4EgVI1nKOh/?igshid=mys5ql55e33j

[colgandoentusmanos]

Safety first, Custard is coming home 🥰💛🧁 https://www.instagram.com/p/B38ThmInNCI/?igshid=nb7fiiv50ket

[colgandoentusmanos]

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Its truly an experience seeing Raveena live. 🌼💗🍄 #Raveena (at The Roxy Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3G0kCKn8KJ/?igshid=1dok4ep2ou12k