An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

Bearded - Tattooed - Pokémon and cannabis enthusiast - I can name a million things more I hate than I love. One Piece - Naruto - Fairy Tail

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[introvertunites]

Are you an introvert? Follow @introvertunites​.

[90s90s90s]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[collapse-the-sky]

Purple Ramjet is by far my favourite

[collapse-the-sky]

Supposed to be lemon haze, but it doesn't smell overly lemony - but look at it

[foongus123895703489-deactivated]

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

[hohenheims]

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

[0urladyoftheunderground]

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

[omq-ashton-deactivated20140109]

This is cool af

[lydiahallie-deactivated20190413]

am i the only one who sees a dolphin

[bleureign99]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT SEX RIGHT NOW

[shortvideosandstuff]

[bigbagoflittledonuts]

My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

[spookyspaceshuttle-blog]

[collapse-the-sky]

I don't think I've ever been so sexually frustrated in my life It's been like 2 years since I even had a cuddle, let alone sex.

[finndamerons-archive]

my heart says jedi knight, but my emotional instability says sith lord

[jordanmarvelley]

[kickassbongs]

Follow Our Instagram! >> @420DankNinja

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[niteowlworkshop]

[postmoderncomputing]

ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS

[explodingdragons-deactivated201]

IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.

[collapse-the-sky]

This is the best day of my life! Justin Roiland (co-creator of Rick and Morty) liked my drawings on Twitter! I'm freaking out man

[bloomflowersbloom]