Employer: so why do you want this job?
me: I’m passionate about being able to afford bondage collars
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents

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Love Begins

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Employer: so why do you want this job?
me: I’m passionate about being able to afford bondage collars
What state do you live in ???
denial
Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen
I still don’t know my purpose on this planet, but I do like smoking weed
me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her
i’ve run out of poetic ways to say i wish i was fucking dead
Why punk