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just kinda whatever | you can call me delano (or just del for friends) or oz | they/them | adult | visit my art blog @cauldron-burn-and-fire-bubble

[collgeruledzebra]

second masterpost of palestinian fundraisers that have reached out to me because the first one (link here) started having issues with editing. this post will be updated with new fundraisers from now on

vetted (note, I do not have the knowledge to vet fundraisers, these are all vetted by other people/organizations):

@ahmadfrompalestine2002 gofundme (donations disabled)

@nourayman gofundme

@yehiaalqoqa6 gofundme

@halamushtaha gofundme

@khismael gofundme (low on funds)

@amalalkfarnaa gofundme

@voice-of-tareq-family35 gofundme

@hildanasr1 gofundme

@alamoudi-ghazi gofundme (donations disabled)

@sakheringaza gofundme (goal reached!)

@shadi90 gofundme (low on funds)

@family-aya1 gofundme

@mahmoudayyads gofundme

@najahmeq4 gofundme

@fairouz-33 gofundme (donations disabled)

@hyammshehab gofundme (low on funds)

@hassanayman2 gofundme (low on funds)

@aliandhadeel00 gofundme (low on funds)

@samiraaymaan gofundme

@mostafa-3 gofundme (low on funds)

@mohamedfamilyy5 gofundme (donations disabled)

@thelare21 fundraiser

@mariaamismaeel1122 gofundme (low on funds)

@amanyps gofundme

@nuttyyouthwhispers (vetted by association) fundraiser

@exactlysweatystudent gofundme (low on funds)

@certaintimemachinearcade gofundme (low on funds)

@1leenmatar gofundme (low on funds)

@shamfarhaty gofundme

@majedgerbawi gofundme (donations disabled)

@nohaibrahims-blog gofundme (close to goal)

@save-abood-family (vetted by association) gofundme (low on funds)

@ayo0osh gofundme (low on funds)

@rima-1 gofundme

@lobna2 fundraiser

@amirashawikh gofundme (donations disabled)

@fatmma15 gofundme (low on funds)

@ahmadomar0 (vetted by association) gofundme

@ola987 gofundme (close to goal!)

@mohammedmatar2 gofundme

@nerdyllamabear gofundme

@kahlilahmad11 gofundme (donations disabled)

@amal-alkfarnna--192 gofundme

@fatoam232 gofundme (donations disabled)

@suhailaalwan113 gofundme (low on funds)

@aliatasworld gofundme (close to goal!)

@yosefgaza122 gofundme (low on funds)

@orphanedfamily gofundme

@lamafamilygaza fundraiser

@iman7-roqqa fundraiser

@aishahammad fundraiser (low on funds)

@mohamed--bl fundraiser

unvetted:

@azharfamily4 fundraiser

@mehmetabdullah gofundme (low on funds)

@abeersalem gofundme (low on funds)

@alaafamily11 gofundme (donations disabled)

@bassamsameh2 gofundme (low on funds)

@choppedbluebirdcloud gofundme (low on funds)

@marahkatoah2001 gofundme (low on funds)

@adambinali gofundme (donations disabled) (family is evacuated from immediate danger, fundraiser is to cover further cost of living/moving)

@abuyasin156 gofundme (low on funds) (family is evacuated from immediate danger, fundraiser is to cover further cost of living/moving)

@amal-alkfarnaa8 gofundme (goal reached!)

@mohammegaza2024 gofundme (low on funds)

@ayameq0 gofundme (low on funds)

@mohfamily gofundme (low on funds)

@areejfamil gofundme

@1990lela fundraiser (low on funds)

@2hkl-kan gofundme (low on funds)

@eman-gaza-a gofundme

@enasfamli gofundme (low on funds)

@reallyoptimisticface gofundme

@hamerd0044 fundraiser

[szepkerekkocka]

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[szepkerekkocka]

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[collgeruledzebra]

control 2 wishlist IN ORDER 1. they actually try to write the science well this time 2. jesse significant presence in the story 3. marshall mention 4. trench mention 5. casper darling reduced to a soup like homogenate within seconds and i never have to hear about him again. AMEN

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[beemovieerotica]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I am the inventor of the fifteen minute pickle, balding oil, the sexual cigarette lighter, the sixteen minute pickle (deprecated), the forty dollar freak, poetic justice, the lesser onion, a new kind of mammal, shadow glue, canned dread, dehydrated water, the biting cold, a bacterium, sky monkeys, carapace wax, the glow-in-the-dark light bulb, the seventeen minute pickle (deprecated), psychic knee surgery, crawling horrors, green paste, the fuckable jpeg, feeling a bit peckish, surmountable odds, no less than twelve novel ways to operate a penny farthing, "green dragon" hot pepper mead, a foul disposition, the chittering hordes, four possible conclusions other than death at the end of living being's lifespans, the eighteen minute pickle (still maintained for legacy systems), pig lead, another clutch of eggs, the sexual technique, broad spectrum antipsychotics, premium asbestos, minced bread, the bandit technical, the autopreen, digital grain storage media, the winter onion, gilded heirlooms, the penile code, the cure for berrycup madness, "the a5 wagyu of beetroots," the de-tenderizer, chimpanzee shoes,

[collgeruledzebra]

could one month go by in this town without some shit that's so stupid it takes like 30 minutes to explain happening with local politics

[pickled-cactus]

a losing battle

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[prinnay]

Moving On.

[prinnay]

process pics :)

[elfyourmother]

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

[sabimaki]

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

[jackscarab]

This photograph predates 9/11.

[acidgirl]

the other day my friends and i watched the great gatsby and one of them suggested putting on lou bega’s scatman and hatman and here i’ve recreated the magic we experienced that night

[collgeruledzebra]

ok so the iron lung tag is completely untraverseable if you have bloodymary blocked. Cool.

[machine-unlearning]

My flu isn't all that bad, but I had a super weird flu dream about a world where if you died and your body hadn't been found yet, all your online accounts would keep posting in a mildly annoyed tone from the pov of the corpse. None of the posts were creepy, just stuff like "Stuck laying facedown in my bed forever #mybedforever," and because it happened somewhat regularly it was all treated pretty normally, some kind of “the spirit hasn’t moved on yet” schtick. And it'd be a little tragic to find out grandma died from her facebook post "the cat is sniffing my face... he can tell I'm not breathing but is so very polite and not eating me yet... 🤣🐈😿" but it'd kind of be last words in a way and at least more personal than hearing she died over the phone from some coroner.

The main awkward thing was sometimes the person behind a big tumblr would die and their tumblr would start corpse posting, but none of their mutuals know them irl to recover the body, so you're all stuck waiting as days pass and their account keeps corpse posting, with the knowledge that nobody from real life has checked on them, and that when someone eventually does they'll find a decaying corpse

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[toastyglow]

if I have to hear the same 40 goddamn pop-country slop* songs at work all day then by god I should be allowed to make a tier list of them

*country music is not inherently bad. I'm referring to something specific here. Cold Beer Songs, if you will