I resent being on the internet but I have to keep up with everything I can to try and figure out these stupid computers. Fr3di seems to be sending in a lot of tumblr threads so... here I am I guess
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@collinbecher
I resent being on the internet but I have to keep up with everything I can to try and figure out these stupid computers. Fr3di seems to be sending in a lot of tumblr threads so... here I am I guess
HE LIVES
but fr3d1 doesn’t lol
oh don't get me wrong, that bastard is still alive, but not by my choice.
rip Colin Becher, gone, but not forgotten.
what are you on about?
Are you OK?
me? I'm fine. I could to smash some computers. feeling much better thank you
Colin finally gets to smash stuff!
I TOLD I WAS GOING TO GET THE FUCKING COMPUTERS
HAHA! TRIUMPH YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Colin finally gets to smash stuff!
I TOLD I WAS GOING TO GET THE FUCKING COMPUTERS
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
What do you want now
Guess I’m looking for another job now.
Never liked their Kentucky fried chicken anyway...
Wait you got fired?
Uh—yeah, had something to do with another co-worker. For a temporary job, it really didn’t last me that much other than two paychecks.
Oh.
Thats horrid.
Well, it is what it is, I’ll find somewhere else eventually.
Hope that computer hasn’t gotten anymore convoluted then the last time.
Yeah... it has...
Of course...but, I think you can figure it out one way or another.
Probably not. But I appreciate the encouragement
Hey. Sandwich guy
-@collinbecher
whaaaaaaattttt??
What were you doing in my office yesterday?
What is it to you?
Well I work there. And theres some shit there that shouldnt be meddled with.
oh trust me, I know. I’ve seen worse.
Just dont come back, Sandwich guy.
my name is not sandwich guy.
and I have some unfinished business there.
What business? With who? Lena?
I knew that bitch was hiding something
I have never met a “Lena” in my life, no it’s not her.
Who is it then?
you don’t need to worry about that … whatever you said your name was.
we've been over this sandwich guy. its in my office, its my business
please stop calling me ‘Sandwich Guy’, I have a name.
i didnt ask your name. i asked what your business was. i dont need to know who you are i need to know how you plan to mess with my compute- i mean what you're doing in the office
I’m not trying to destroy the computer.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY OFFICE GODDAMIT
well, I don’t want anything from the actually building, if you’re talking about that.
So what is it, sandwich guy? Tell me or Ill get my axe
I’d really like to see you try that, actually.
Alright
*grabs the axe full of needles and sparkles*
what is that
ITS A THREAT IS WHAT IT IS
alright, calm down… ok, what is your name again?
Collin.
alright, collin, calm down. I want close to nothing to do with your office, but I do have business there. I’m not here to destroy your computer or anything
Then you wont mind telling me what it is
yes I do, I have minded this entire conversation so far.
Well you're not the one holding the axe are you?
Hey. Sandwich guy
-@collinbecher
whaaaaaaattttt??
What were you doing in my office yesterday?
What is it to you?
Well I work there. And theres some shit there that shouldnt be meddled with.
oh trust me, I know. I’ve seen worse.
Just dont come back, Sandwich guy.
my name is not sandwich guy.
and I have some unfinished business there.
What business? With who? Lena?
I knew that bitch was hiding something
I have never met a “Lena” in my life, no it’s not her.
Who is it then?
you don’t need to worry about that … whatever you said your name was.
we've been over this sandwich guy. its in my office, its my business
please stop calling me ‘Sandwich Guy’, I have a name.
i didnt ask your name. i asked what your business was. i dont need to know who you are i need to know how you plan to mess with my compute- i mean what you're doing in the office
I’m not trying to destroy the computer.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY OFFICE GODDAMIT
well, I don’t want anything from the actually building, if you’re talking about that.
So what is it, sandwich guy? Tell me or Ill get my axe
I’d really like to see you try that, actually.
Alright
*grabs the axe full of needles and sparkles*
what is that
ITS A THREAT IS WHAT IT IS
alright, calm down… ok, what is your name again?
Collin.
alright, collin, calm down. I want close to nothing to do with your office, but I do have business there. I’m not here to destroy your computer or anything
Then you wont mind telling me what it is
Hey. Sandwich guy
-@collinbecher
whaaaaaaattttt??
What were you doing in my office yesterday?
What is it to you?
Well I work there. And theres some shit there that shouldnt be meddled with.
oh trust me, I know. I’ve seen worse.
Just dont come back, Sandwich guy.
my name is not sandwich guy.
and I have some unfinished business there.
What business? With who? Lena?
I knew that bitch was hiding something
I have never met a “Lena” in my life, no it’s not her.
Who is it then?
you don’t need to worry about that … whatever you said your name was.
we've been over this sandwich guy. its in my office, its my business
please stop calling me ‘Sandwich Guy’, I have a name.
i didnt ask your name. i asked what your business was. i dont need to know who you are i need to know how you plan to mess with my compute- i mean what you're doing in the office
I’m not trying to destroy the computer.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY OFFICE GODDAMIT
well, I don’t want anything from the actually building, if you’re talking about that.
So what is it, sandwich guy? Tell me or Ill get my axe
I’d really like to see you try that, actually.
Alright
*grabs the axe full of needles and sparkles*
what is that
ITS A THREAT IS WHAT IT IS
alright, calm down… ok, what is your name again?
Collin.
Hey. Sandwich guy
-@collinbecher
whaaaaaaattttt??
What were you doing in my office yesterday?
What is it to you?
Well I work there. And theres some shit there that shouldnt be meddled with.
oh trust me, I know. I’ve seen worse.
Just dont come back, Sandwich guy.
my name is not sandwich guy.
and I have some unfinished business there.
What business? With who? Lena?
I knew that bitch was hiding something
I have never met a “Lena” in my life, no it’s not her.
Who is it then?
you don’t need to worry about that … whatever you said your name was.
we've been over this sandwich guy. its in my office, its my business
please stop calling me ‘Sandwich Guy’, I have a name.
i didnt ask your name. i asked what your business was. i dont need to know who you are i need to know how you plan to mess with my compute- i mean what you're doing in the office
I’m not trying to destroy the computer.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY OFFICE GODDAMIT
well, I don’t want anything from the actually building, if you’re talking about that.
So what is it, sandwich guy? Tell me or Ill get my axe
I’d really like to see you try that, actually.
Alright
*grabs the axe full of needles and sparkles*
what is that
ITS A THREAT IS WHAT IT IS
Guess I’m looking for another job now.
Never liked their Kentucky fried chicken anyway...
Wait you got fired?
Uh—yeah, had something to do with another co-worker. For a temporary job, it really didn’t last me that much other than two paychecks.
Oh.
Thats horrid.
Well, it is what it is, I’ll find somewhere else eventually.
Hope that computer hasn’t gotten anymore convoluted then the last time.
Yeah... it has...
Sam totally got his leg amputated just so Freddy could try human flesh. It’s not like it was amputated way before he even started working at the oiar. Anyway Freddy needed to prove a point and now that point is proved.
Thank you @windows-nt-4-point-0 for the request :>
@gwen-dolyn-bouchard HAHA I HAVE THE MEAT I WILL TASTE YOU CANNOT STOP ME THANK YOU SAM
i'm sorry Gwen
do not apologize.
also Sam~ why did you tell me you tasting this good when we were still married?
I bet that would’ve saved the relationship
SORRY????????????????????????
you heard what I said. I like the way you taste.
interesting, didn’t know I’d get this kind of reaction out of you.
WGATH
maybe we should do things like this more often~~
😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
*looks up on wikihow what these mean*
Ah.
FUCKING WIKIHOW?!?!!?!?
well Chester and Norris are being no help
I'M GLAD.
but Augustus seems to have a lot of expirience in this area- minus the emojis, but it’s still valuable information
i'm screaming. i think i'm dying too. i'm ascending to heaven fuck you
I thought humans wanted to go to heavwuzhi̶̗̱̜͎̫͓̝̅̈́̈́̄v̵̛̠͂̓̏̽̂̑̂͋̊͑̔̅͘͝h̶̰̱͕̮͚̭͕̳̦̳̔̈́v̷̙͉̖̼͔͕̣̓̓̋̎̃̀̏̏͐̿̂̀͝n̵̼̥̗̖͇͆͌̍̔̐̔̒͑ͅę̶̦͎̙̜͖̝̱̯̥̭̭̩̘̈ḭ̶̧̛̛̖̮̻͔͕̙̖̳̓̄̃̓͋f̸̛̫̬̠͂̊̆̇͛̂͊͝ḫ̷͈̻̒͌v̶̭̥̹̬̟̂́͗̽́͒̂̄͘͝b̸̡̮̫̖̲̫̮͉̰̱̘̉͛̐͂̽̈́̐̈́̍̓͂̿̓͘ͅë̸̱͇͓̖̞̲̍̎͑̋̕j̷̡̼̼͋̏h̸̞̋͗̒̾̌̌͗̂̕̕͘̚f̷͍̺̜̳̲͈͊̈́́v̷̞͔̭̼̗̬̅͋̀̅ͅb̴͈̜͎͈̩̜̈
I sincerely apologize for his behaviors, rest assured, we have muted him. We are taking many messaures to make sure he’s gone for a good long while. Once more, I apologize for any distress it may have caused you.
i love you
……..
ok.
i meant platonically for fucks sake can't i just show affection for ten fucking seconds i fucking hate it here *mental breakdown*
oh.
OH.
fuck.
uh.
hm.
you are also someone I can see myself being affectionate towards. If it helps.
Please stop crying.
*ceaseless sobbing turn your gaze upon this wretched burned out gifted kid-*
how the fuck did you call upon the eye??
And- please do not smite yourself. I doubt it’s fun.
I. Like you. As well. Platonically.
Please get ahold of yourself.
i'm
Did you just tell me to get a hold of myself
where's your husband i like him better platonically
look, I don’t know how to comfort someone crying at me saying ok.
I- i’ll. ask if he wants to switch in, one moment.
lovely
Ō̸̢̡̪̫̱̞̊͜h̸̨̨̯͉͛̎̑͝ ̴̛̬̖̤͎͎͋̋̕ť̵̨͚̱̭̠̗̭̋̽̏̈́͊ḧ̴̪̣͕́̾͊͐̔̇̆̓a̵̡̘̪͕̻̤̾͗̽͑̆͑̃͝n̴̠̳̮̗̹̏̇k̴̥̯̹̱̟̽̆̆̕͘͝͝ ̷̨̢̰̞͇̗̳̉͋̑́̓g̸͍͋̀̂̀̀͗̄o̷̪̱̼̻͛͌̒͊͋̈́̓͝ͅd̵͖̯̭͔̊̑͠,̵̠͙̭̼̻͗̔̃̌̌̃̚ ̷̩̮̤͖͗i̶̦̪̻̫͖̾̏f̴̨̢͇͙͔͙͇̋͒ ̷̰̥͛̀̾̂̑̚Í̷̠̼̘͖̀ ̵̦̌̄̿͂͘͝͠h̷̖̠̗̱̦̬̹̣̐̀̅̓a̸̲͍͆͜ͅd̸̨͎̞̦͕͍͓͚͝ ̵̨̩̣͐͋̑͜t̷̛̜̬͖̣̲̘̋̂̿̓͊o̵̡̼̖͚͕͚̪̼̒́̄̆̓̀ ̶̦̲́̀͑ŕ̴̡̻̙̩̊e̸̢̻̝̎̔̍̔̎̌̓͝s̵̱̲̝͍̈́̆̎͑t̷̫͈̦͉͕͙̱̍̀͌̓̆̕r̸̢̳͇̙̤͍̮͋̎̈̒̏͘͘ả̷͇͙̝̺͔̗͚͐̐̋̑̈́̈́i̶̮̹͇̺͗̈́̓̋̓̾͘ṉ̴̨̰͙̠͉̬͓̈̀͠͝ ̷̖̇̌̇́Ạ̵̥̯̟͌̓͂͊̓͒̆̉ư̷͍͂̑̊̈͂g̶̲̊̈́͊ư̵̢̢̳͈̙͕̮̚ͅs̸̬̙̮̰̈́͒̀̆̕t̶̨̨̧̧̳̭̋̉̆̎̕̕ū̸͕̎̾̅̄̅͐s̵̛̯̺̱͑̎͑̒͛͋͝ ̷͔͔̲̽͆̀̓̈́͘a̴̛̤̋̈́̏̀͆̾n̷̬̣̫̆̏̋̓ỳ̴̙͑͊͘ ̷͉͔̭͗͝l̷̫̰͇͙͎̣̫͍͊̊͗̎͠ò̶͇͋̓́̀̌̚͝n̶̟͉͕̪͘͝g̸̣̫͊̇́̇̇̉͐̈́e̴̡̮͈̳̔̂r̷̹͉̘͈̓̒̊̔͆͐̆ͅ ̷̢̧̺̹͖͙̤̐Î̴͔̻̺̻͔͎̐̓ ̶̡̢̞̗͖̱͆͗̉̑́͘͜d̸͓͂̇o̶̭̐́̋-̷̺̭̈́͋͆̈́͘
…
Why are you crying?
Chester, I swear to god, if you-
your boyfriend sucks ass at comforting people i'm
yeahhh, he. He means no harm, I promise, he just lacks social skills.
Now just. Breath, alright? What’s wrong? God forbid he tried to Compell something out of you..
So. much.
alright. That’s a start.
Uhhhhhh, how about. How about you tell me how you felt about him saying ‘ok’?
Breaking point maybe i don't know i just want to be happy and be able to show affection and stuff
ah, it’s one of those breakdowns.
Yeah I’ve… gone through some of that myself, too.
But hey, it’s alright. I mean, look at me! I’m married, twice over!
Ihm but that might not be what you want me to say.
Why do you feel like you can’t show affection?
you're also trapped in a computer
i mean i do i just *extended sounds of crying*
I mean, yeah. That’s fair. Yeah, but that happened due to The Horrors, not this.
it’s alright, hey, you’re alright, no broken bones, no bleeding, no monsters, you’re safe.
Right now! God knows what'll happen later, or with Needles, or with that other guy in your system, or with Mr.Bonzo, or with the Magnus Institute, or with that weird old fog captain-
alright! Sorry, I- fog captain-? Oh I am going to kill him.
look, you can’t see the future. You can’t know what monsters are going to attack. You can prepare, sure, but having a panic attack over it will only make things seem worse.
So just breathe, alright? Take a few deep breaths and try to relax as much as you can.
What preparation because according to your husband there's nothing i can do except gouge out my eyes or something
also you know the fog captain?
I mean, yeah it’s a bit extreme, but it’s optional. We don’t even know if it’s the right call here. And there’s many different ways to prepare.
We don’t have time for the fog captain right now.
Please tell me what i can do to prepare i want to keep them safe
i think we do, indeed, have time for the fog captain, since i know for a fact the fog is associated with uh- what do you call it, the Lonely?
Yes, fog is associated with… look, I can’t. Now isn’t the time for talking about the Lonely or Peter, you’re not in the mental state for that.
Look, what we can do is… maybe call to check in with your friends? Make sure they’re safe? If anything it might help to hear from a friend.
i...i don't know if Alice or Gwen would want to talk to me, and i- fuck, i haven't seen Colin in ages. Teddy...doesn't deserve to get roped into this again and Lena...is Lena.
fuck, no no no please don’t fucking- goddamnit
Uhh what about Celia? Why don’t you call her up? If you haven’t seen Collin in a while, you should check in with him.
Would any of them want to hear from me?
well, only way to know is to try?
JESUS CHRIST SAM WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Colin?
SAM.
god I am so fucking done with eldritch creatures attacking my boyfriend
Hey. Sandwich guy
-@collinbecher
whaaaaaaattttt??
What were you doing in my office yesterday?
What is it to you?
Well I work there. And theres some shit there that shouldnt be meddled with.
oh trust me, I know. I’ve seen worse.
Just dont come back, Sandwich guy.
my name is not sandwich guy.
and I have some unfinished business there.
What business? With who? Lena?
I knew that bitch was hiding something
I have never met a “Lena” in my life, no it’s not her.
Who is it then?
you don’t need to worry about that … whatever you said your name was.
we've been over this sandwich guy. its in my office, its my business
please stop calling me ‘Sandwich Guy’, I have a name.
i didnt ask your name. i asked what your business was. i dont need to know who you are i need to know how you plan to mess with my compute- i mean what you're doing in the office
I’m not trying to destroy the computer.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY OFFICE GODDAMIT
well, I don’t want anything from the actually building, if you’re talking about that.
So what is it, sandwich guy? Tell me or Ill get my axe
I’d really like to see you try that, actually.
Alright
*grabs the axe full of needles and sparkles*
Hey. Sandwich guy
-@collinbecher
whaaaaaaattttt??
What were you doing in my office yesterday?
What is it to you?
Well I work there. And theres some shit there that shouldnt be meddled with.
oh trust me, I know. I’ve seen worse.
Just dont come back, Sandwich guy.
my name is not sandwich guy.
and I have some unfinished business there.
What business? With who? Lena?
I knew that bitch was hiding something
I have never met a “Lena” in my life, no it’s not her.
Who is it then?
you don’t need to worry about that … whatever you said your name was.
we've been over this sandwich guy. its in my office, its my business
please stop calling me ‘Sandwich Guy’, I have a name.
i didnt ask your name. i asked what your business was. i dont need to know who you are i need to know how you plan to mess with my compute- i mean what you're doing in the office
Aw, you said YOUR computer <3
you- you're not- SHUT UP
ah-ah! You said it! To take-backsies!
I always knew you secretly cared.
I dont CARE. You've just become unequivicably tied to me. Through fate or something
tied by the little red string of fate. I think that means we’re soul mates, if Alice’s fic searches are correct.
Im going to kill her
Hey. Sandwich guy
-@collinbecher
whaaaaaaattttt??
What were you doing in my office yesterday?
What is it to you?
Well I work there. And theres some shit there that shouldnt be meddled with.
oh trust me, I know. I’ve seen worse.
Just dont come back, Sandwich guy.
my name is not sandwich guy.
and I have some unfinished business there.
What business? With who? Lena?
I knew that bitch was hiding something
I have never met a “Lena” in my life, no it’s not her.
Who is it then?
you don’t need to worry about that … whatever you said your name was.
we've been over this sandwich guy. its in my office, its my business
please stop calling me ‘Sandwich Guy’, I have a name.
i didnt ask your name. i asked what your business was. i dont need to know who you are i need to know how you plan to mess with my compute- i mean what you're doing in the office
I’m not trying to destroy the computer.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY OFFICE GODDAMIT
well, I don’t want anything from the actually building, if you’re talking about that.
So what is it, sandwich guy? Tell me or Ill get my axe