Tales of a Late Night Server

You meet the loveliest people working in a bar. Always remember kids, at 3am when you're wasted, the serving staff is sober (mostly).

[collysea]

HAHAHA 

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[collysea]

hopeless twentysomething year old waitress.

Literally just googled "what should I do with my life".

& then cried over my Arts degree..

[collysea]

SATURDAY NIGHT AT WORK!

The Bar was at overcapacity on Saturday and I couldn't even move through the crowd. Basically just stood at the service well and cried. 

I've worked over 30 hours in the past three days AT A BAR !!! This means no breaks, no overtime and constantly running drinks. PLUS I DEAL WITH ALL OF YOU STUPID DRUNK IDIOTS! 

I think my ankles are eroding. But I made rent so that's cool. Now I just need to make sure I don't spend it on shoes..

[collysea]

Real Talk.

Last night a guy came into The Bar that had gotten kicked out 3 weeks ago for getting head on the D Floor from a tranny. 

No word of a lie. Friday night, The Bar was super busy while they were gettin' busy. 

I would have high fived him but I didn't want to contract crabs. 

[collysea]

Please try thinking for once.

If you want to complain that your drink doesn't have booze in it, go home and make your own. 

We are not stealing from you. Figure it out. 

[collysea]

GOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDD

[collysea]

Honey Poo Update.

Did not work. Hair is looking the greasiest. Had to throw her up into a sock bun for work... 

Sock buns are not as easy as they look.

[collysea]

FUR IS MURDER!

The protestors are back, once again protesting a clothing store that sells Canada Goose products. They stand outside of our building and scream "FUR IS MURDER! HAVE SOME COMPASSION!" for hours, waking me up at this godforsaken time (2pm). They need to show some compassion for those of us who don't get off work until 3AM. 

I think I am going to have to start protesting protestors soon. Maybe throw some red paint on them from my window. 

[collysea]

Slut Shaming at it's finest 

[collysea]

No Poo

I started washing my hair with the "no poo" method a couple weeks ago and just read an article that says the baking powder actually breaks your hair down! My fine as fuck blonde locks cannot take the risk of becoming any weaker. So I'm switching to a raw honey method today... Fingers crossed! 

Here's the blog I got the honey wash information off of. 

[collysea]

would love to set this up outside of The Bar! 

[collysea]

Uhhhhh flavoured vodka and about ten lbs of grenadine?

Don’t ask your server what the ingredients are in a drink. I’m just making that shit up cause I’m too busy and apathetic to worry about your fake ass gluten free shit. 

DRINK JACK. 

[collysea]

PDA

If you’re making out beside the bar, the serving staff is making fun of you. 

What you think you look like: 

What you really look like:

[collysea]

Friday night at The Bar...

At 1:30AM in the course of 20 minutes: I kicked a dancing girl off of a table, stopped another girl from two finger force puking on the wall, and confiscated a Mickey. I love my job.