"Not So Grim" Reaper

Mercedes "Meche" Colomar. Deceased, but don't let that worry you. ((au Meche written by Raii, sideblog to mteverests!))

[tangooftears]

colomartyr​:

You do me a disservice by not mentioning my response, chico.

I’m still mad you asked me if it was a freudian slip.

[colomartyr]

It was funny! And honestly, I haven't used it since Manny stopped blogging.

[tangooftears]

Accidentally sent my therapist the titty bag instead of the book I thought she'd find horribly hilarious.

[colomartyr]

You do me a disservice by not mentioning my response, chico.

[colomartyr]

Does someone new need a dead therapist?

[dsmsix]

am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest

[givemefreeshit]

colomartyr​:

Do you think before you post.

yes! i think, “ha! funny!” and then i hit post

[colomartyr]

You should try thinking more. Especially about who can see your posts. Like me.

Unless you like being nagged about therapy?

[givemefreeshit]

colomartyr​:

givemefreeshit​:

sometimes i go through interdimensional customs??? with megaseeds up my ass??? to cope???

Ricardo Sanchez.

mercedes colomar.

[colomartyr]

Do you think before you post.

[givemefreeshit]

sometimes i go through interdimensional customs??? with megaseeds up my ass??? to cope???

[colomartyr]

Ricardo Sanchez.

[givemefreeshit]

to be fair though it would be hilarious to have a backyard graveyard of my corpses for every time i texted meche for therapy and then killed myself to pay for it

[colomartyr]

Please stop threatening to come here. Also, your grandson comes in and out without dying. You and Manny need to stop making things more complicated.

[dr-habit-b]

Paperwork sucksss

[colomartyr]

Mood.

[mister-unconventional]

colomartyr​:

Honestly a koala crime empire sounds like something Manny would create just to eventually open a locked door instead of just. Picking the lock.

Why would you say this about me, Meche???

I mean. You’re right. That sounds like something I would do. But why, Meche??

[colomartyr]

What are you going to do, amor? Stop me? Unlikely. I'm not afraid of your koala army.

[colomartyr]

Honestly a koala crime empire sounds like something Manny would create just to eventually open a locked door instead of just. Picking the lock.

[givemefreeshit]

colomartyr​:

Rick Sanchez. I feel like there is something you aren’t telling me.

#Have you committed crimes with a koala before.

what are you, a cop? fuck off, i ain’t a snitch

[colomartyr]

I’m your therapist and now extremely concerned that you’re running a koala crime empire. 

[givemefreeshit]

like what makes you think koalas can’t commit crimes? because their brains are so smooth and unwrinkled that they literally can’t figure out how to eat eucalyptus leaves off the ground? that doesn’t make them special. koalas can absolutely commit crimes with enough dedication

[colomartyr]

Rick Sanchez. I feel like there is something you aren’t telling me.

[perpetual-jive]

open question for everybody: what is your favorite not exactly edible thing to eat

[colomartyr]

I think we need to talk more, Rick.

[perpetual-jive]

…you know i wonder if i actually held onto that picture of fuckin… riq iv.

i would kill to make a fucking dart board with his face on it.

[colomartyr]

I'm certain you could find a picture online to suit your needs. Although, as tempting as it may seem, having to look at the face of someone you hate, even as a dartboard, will only serve to lower your mood.

[astralauraa]

[evilsupplyco]

I want to snake fingers through your ribs and to tickle the runes and spells that keep you awake past death’s bedtime, to hear you laugh with your gravedirt voice, to feel as much as hear your sepchular voice whisper saying my name, that I am safe, that I am your love.