devil in me

wolfgang 'wolfie' zaharov as penned by fox.

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sup my dudes ! this is an uglie mobile post but.. for the revamp imma retire this blog & turn it into an archive?? so if yall wanna talk 2 me while the revamp isnt finished or just in general hit me up ar gay goblin#9349 or my rpc blog @dvstedgold !! i love u all and i cant wait for u guys to see what we have coming up !! 💖

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hey friends ! this is an uglie mobile post :/ but uh.. my laptop charger stopped working this morning ( it’s been wonky af for like a week or so now but this morning it finally died ) and i won’t be able to get a new one until next monday, so i’ll have to take a week-long hiatus from my muses & the main :( i’ll be around on mobile for as long as i can but yall can message me at @dvstedgold or my d*scord gay goblin#9349 if u wanna chat while i’m away ! love u all and hopefully i can get back soon ! 💖

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hey friends ! this is an uglie mobile post :/ but uh.. my laptop charger stopped working this morning ( it’s been wonky af for like a week or so now but this morning it finally died ) and i won’t be able to get a new one until next monday, so i’ll have to take a week-long hiatus from my muses & the main :( i’ll be around on mobile for as long as i can but yall can message me at @dvstedgold or my d*scord gay goblin#9349 if u wanna chat while i’m away ! love u all and hopefully i can get back soon ! 💖

[willandgrace]

[vaememes]

😈      JENNIFER’S     BODY      /      SENTENCE      PROMPTS   .

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF JENNIFERS BODY PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

‘  hell is a teenage girl. ‘

‘  it smells like thai food in here. have you guys been fucking?  ‘

‘  you’re lime-green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.   ‘

‘  i’m a virgin. i’m a virgin. i’ve never even done sex. ‘

‘  do you buy all your murder weapons at home depot?   ‘

‘  god, you’re butch!  ‘

‘  i’m not even a backdoor-virgin anymore.   ‘

‘  i had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.  ‘

‘  you point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.   ‘

‘  my dick is bigger than his.   ‘

‘  oh! a puncture wound. god, that’s so emo…   ‘

‘  i recommend you shut the fuck up!  ‘

‘  you killed my fucking boyfriend!  ‘

‘  you goddamn monster, you dumb bitch!  ‘

‘  do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days?   ‘

‘  satan is our only hope.  ‘

‘  and to do that, we’re going to have to butcher you. and bleed you.  ‘

‘  relax, i’m kidding about the face thing. ‘

‘  she’s just hovering… it’s not that impressive. ‘

‘  she can fly?  ‘

‘  god, do you have to undermine everything i do?   ‘

‘  you are such a player hater. ‘

‘  wow, nice come back, hannah montana.  ‘

‘  got anymore harsh digs?  ‘

‘  you know what? you were never a good friend.  ‘

‘  even when we were littler, you used to steal my toys.  ‘

‘  and now i’m eating your boyfriend.  ‘

‘  you can have anybody that you want, [name].  ‘

‘  how could i ever be insecure? i was the snowflake queen! ‘

‘  i thought you only murdered boys. ‘

‘  i go both ways.  ‘

‘  my tit.  ‘

‘  no, your heart.  ‘

‘  i am going… to eat your soul… and shit it out! ‘

‘  i mean, she’s actually evil. not high school evil.  ‘

‘  i will finish you if i have to. ‘

‘  you can barely even finish gym class.  ‘

‘  they took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. ’

‘  i think i already died when you got here.  ‘

‘  but i woke up when i heard your voice.  ‘

‘  you’re killing people.  ‘

‘  no, i’m killing boys. ‘

‘  my skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeess.  ‘

‘  i feel like one of the normal girls.  ‘

‘  i am a god.  ‘

‘  i had one of my night terrors again.  ‘

‘  what did you dream about?  ‘

‘  i can take care of myself. i’ve been using bowflex.  ‘

‘  i saved you because i’m a badass mom!  ‘

‘  why do you need him? huh?  ‘

‘  how are you going to get alcohol?  ‘

‘  i’ll just play hello titty with the bartender.  ‘

‘  they’re showing rocky horror at the bijou next friday night… ‘

‘  i don’t like boxing movies… ‘

‘  he thinks you’re a virgin. i heard them talking.  ‘

‘  it’s true. it’s on wikipedia.  ‘

‘  uh, okay… why don’t you narc me out?  ‘

‘  i’ve got the cops in my back pocket, [name]. ‘

‘  i’m a fucking cadet, remember?  ‘

‘  are you pms’ing or something? ‘

‘  i’m a different person now.  ‘

‘  you might get lucky for once in your miserable life! ‘

‘  i need you frightened. i need you hopeless.  ‘

‘  you need a mani bad.  ‘

‘  we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of…  ‘

‘  i’m scared of what’s happening to you.  ‘

‘  i just got aquamarine on dvd. it’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi.  ‘

‘  ya know what this is for? huh? it’s for cutting boxes! ‘

‘  you give me such a wetty.  ‘

‘  i don’t tell whoppers, and i’m not crazy.  ‘

‘  you’re totally lesbi-gay.  ‘

‘  i think you might want to talk to the school shrink.  ‘

‘  dude, that is a hot murder weapon.  ‘

‘  those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.  ‘

‘  it’s a rock show. this is my rock look.  ‘

‘  i’ve been through the occult section of the library five times. ‘

‘  our library has an occult section?  ‘

‘  sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki.  ‘

‘  where… where are we going?  ‘

‘  you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to.  ‘

‘  i never heard you drop the f - bomb before. ‘

‘  life is too short to be moping around.  ‘

‘  mmm, you can totally tell they’re from the city.  ‘ 

‘  what’s wrong with you? besides the obvious surface flaws.  ‘

‘  listen, it’s, uh, really dangerous out here.  ‘

‘  we can play boyfriend/girlfriend like we used to.  ‘

‘  i’m having the best day since, like, jesus invented the calendar.  ‘

‘  moveon.org.  ‘ 

‘  best friends don’t keep secrets.  ‘

‘  if you’re bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon’s abilities.  ‘

‘  i think it’s important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.  ‘

‘  what’s your name again?  ‘ 

‘  pms isn’t real, [name].  ‘

‘  she must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something.  ‘ 

‘  a very bad, very damaged person…  ‘

‘  you need a mani bad. you should find a chinese chick to buff your situation. ‘

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oxlip, primrose

oxlip: would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

❛ fuck no, that’s setting yourself up for disaster. ❜

primrose: favorite kind of soup?

❛ the one that goes straight into the garbage bin. who the fuck likes soup ? ❜

[devilsbound-a]

△ ( for jules ) : do you think how your sister ended up is your fault?

❛ how could it not be ? ❜ rating: 10/10.

[devilsbound-a]

hello, peeps ! i’m finally home & i didn’t die on the purge happening in town ( yet, people can’t be arrested until tuesday lmao ) and ... i just want to go to sleep for fifteen years so i’ll probably go nap and then come back ! if we haven’t plotted yet, feel free to hmu !

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[oxlips-blog]

✿ send me a floral question ✿

[emily-simon]

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

Jasmine: What color looks best on you?

foxglove: Name three facts about your family?

Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?

Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?

Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?

Peony: What’s your favorite hot beverage?

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?

Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

Poppy: What color was your childhood home?

Hydrangea: Starbucks order?

Violet: Do you like where you’re from?

Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?

Rhododendron: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?

Queen Anne’s Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?

Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?

Marigold: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?

Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?

Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching?

Dandelion: Do you think you’re important?

[shitf4ced]

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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Ask me anything

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sup friends ! i have like 50 replies to make and twice as many ims to reply but i had a really rough day and i’m dead tired so imma go to bed and answer everyone tomorrow ! it’s election day tomorrow here in my country, though, so i don’t think i’ll be able to come around until the late afternoon ( i’m deadass drafting memes already so i can post them tomorrow on mobile lol ) also ! here’s a fun fact i just learned: until tuesday, no one in my country that is legally allowed to vote can be arrested so apparently the motherfuckin’ purge has already started here. yay !

[maurawrites]

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cfganglands‌:

❛ jules? ❜ harlow looked over to him as if she’d seen a ghost, aged of course but the face was still one of the boy she knew all those years ago. being born and bred here, the homegrown sort all seemed to know eachother even if it was just passing glances in a high school hall. or having your mom’s both work in the same profession. she thought he’d got sent up to county on an assault charge, some people saying it was murder, others drugs and that they’d never see him again. yet, there he was eating pancakes and back for more of their hometown’s punches.

julian froze at the tone of the woman’s voice, his fork halfway to his mouth as he looked up, almost dreading doing so. it takes him longer than he’d be proud to admit to recognize harlow; it had been years since he last heard of her, after all, and she had completely slipped from his mind. ❛ harlow ? ❜ he asked, mostly just to confirm it was really her. jules smiled, dropping his fork as he stood up to greet her, though he immediately hesitates again, unsure if he should go for the instinctive hug or not. ❛ it’s been a while, huh ? i didn’t know you were still in town. ❜ 

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crookednatvre‌:

Aidan sits opposite the newly recruited thief as he inhales his stack of pancakes, bacon and hash browns with a glass of orange juice, wondering just how along ago the man’s last meal was with how quickly she shovels the bacon covered pancakes into his mouth. ❝ Shit, ❞ He gapes, ❝ Nobody’s going to try and steal your pancakes from you, man. ❞ A low chuckle escapes from his lips as he takes a bite from his own chocolate chip pancakes ( they are the best pancakes he’s had before, he can’t fault them. )

❛ i don’t know about that, grandpa two tables over is really eyeing my food. ❜ he joked, forcing himself to relax his stance, even if just a bit--- he had been living in such a hostile environment for so long, it was hard for the man to completely allow himself to feel as free as he now was.  ❛ is that the chocolate chip one ? is it good ? ❜ jules asked, already planning his next trip to the restaurant.