[officialunitedstates]

this is a drama-free blog.  take your plays and musicals elsewhere

[yayababaman]

[oktsuki]

this is how I imagined the scene….

[transfemmbeatrice]

I hope that you burn.

[colonialamerica]

What was said vs what he meant (a. ham)

What he said: Sir, I don't know what you heard but whatever it is, Jefferson started it

What he meant: dad I swear to god tj started it pls don't ground me John is coming over

[rimbuad-deactivated20180517]

Burn, Hamilton // The Lament for Icarus, H. J. Draper

[colonialamerica]

me: *starts talking to a person*

brain: tell them ALL about treasury secretary ALEXANDER HAMILTON

me: wtf why

brain: you gotta

[punkrocktaire]

Honestly how did I even find this.

[hyperionangel]

also can you please reblog this if you’re a hamilton-centric blog!! i don’t follow nearly enough blogs for it and i’d like to change this <3

[fosterthepeopleofficial]

Wait, wait, wait…

[astroidbelt-moved]

angelica: in a text i received from you a few seconds again i noticed an emoji in the middle of the phrase. it changed the meaning. did you intend this? one stroke and you’ve consumed my waking days. it says ‘my dearest angelica’. with a smiley after dearest, you’ve written ‘my dearest 😏 angelica’”

[geshertzarmeod]

@lemonyandbeatrice holy shit???? This is so funny

[linmanuel]

BAHAHAHA I was waiting for someone to find this.

[chellybean615]

I love history. When Maria Reynolds divorced James Reynolds, her attorney was Aaron Burr. When Eliza Jumel divorced Aaron Burr, HER attorney was Alexander Hamilton Jr. Either their lives were WAY too entwined, or Hamilton, his sons, and Burr were the only lawyers in New York.

[colonialamerica]

Hamilton: Lee, do you yield?

Burr: Wtf you shot the guy yeah he yields jesus christ Ham calm the fuck down.

[transfemmbeatrice]

I hope that you burn.

[lhomo-run]

Alexander 😍👦🏼 joined forces 👨‍👨‍👦 with James Madison 👌🏻 and John Jay 👍🏻 to write 📝 a series of essays 📃 entitled The Federalist Papers 😍👌🏻💯 The plan was to write ✒️ a total of 2⃣5⃣ essays 📜 the work divided ➗ evenly among the 3⃣ men 👦🏼👱🏼👨🏻 In the end, they wrote ✏️ 8⃣5⃣ essays 📚😱 in the span ↔️ of 6⃣ months 📆😳 John Jay 👱🏼 got sick 😷😨 after writing ✒️ 5⃣ 💔👎🏻 James Madison 👨🏻 wrote ✏️ 2⃣9⃣ 👌🏻 Hamilton 💯😍💖 wrote 📝 the other 5⃣1⃣❗️❗️😱😩😍 Send 📲➡️this⬅️ to 5⃣1⃣ of your favorite 💯😍 founding 🇺🇸 daddies 😂😉🍆💦 or Aaron Burr 😈 will shoot 🔫 you tonight 🌚🌙🌌

[colonialamerica]

Hamilton: this says that one out of every four people are gay. That means one person out of my friend group is gay. I hope it's Laurens because he's cute.