I am just carbon and bad timing

Guadalupe, 19. ♒ i hate myself & i love 2% milk

[vanwizard]

shoutout to okieriete onaodowan. i don’t personally know him but i’d trust him with my life

[sridevi]

The baby girl that was born just a few hours ago… her father wants to drown her in milk because he didn’t receive a male heir!

Rekha as Ramdulaari // Lajja (2001)

[trishathebrown-deactivated20190]

This is why it angers me when people reduce Bollywood to frivolous musicals made solely for entertainment. Bollywood is a multidimensional platform that exposes a lot of prevalent issues in an often bold and unapologetic manner. Powerful scenes like the above illustrate how the Indian movie industry seeks to enlighten the public. I promise you, it’s not all song and dance.

[itzyaboy-dame]

^^^^

[nicejewishguy]

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

[rqindrops]

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

[nicejewishguy]

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

[dollarstoreravenclaw]

top 10 anime betrayals

[c3po]

i wish i could be brave like brave from disneys brave but instead i am coward from real life

[rcktpwr]

im rattatooie from the kitchen

[regularlesbian]

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[earthdad]

this is true i work at walmart and she killed my boss

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[hungwy]

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

[friskafriskito]

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

[hungwy]

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

[bwuhbwuhbwuhbwuhbwuh]

Daily reminder that I would Die for Peter Parker

[maliara-deactivated20200409]

[ink-pedia]

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[two-drink-amy]

My favorite fact about Andy Samberg is that his parents named him David but he asked to change it when he was 5, and his parents let him

[harlecore]

i miss the old u by blackbear

for @ronanlynhh

[stuckinthestorm]

Happy trails to Josh Groban who made his Broadway debut as Pierre Bezukhov in Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812 [October 18th, 2016 — July 2nd, 2017]

[lesbianaglaya]