Cyanide Smiles

I'm just gonna reblog anything that makes my eyes happy or my heart skip... And occasionally be funny.

[carbonated-milk-deactivated2016]

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

[infestationofmymind]

i really needed this one tonight

[sidestepup2thestreets]

omfg

[yaboispencer-deactivated2020092]

Do it!!!

[thelastmessagereceived]

My first love. Hate wasn’t even in his vocabulary when he first met me… fuck. There’s no pain comparable to this bullshit.

[giffing-su]

[achievement-haus]

Ryan has such a cute son

[smash-64]

Super Smash Bros Giveaway!

I decided I’m going to do a giveaway for the first time because why not. This is my personal copy of the official guide for Smash for WiiU/3DS. Hardcover, got it at launch, but discovered recently it just kind of gathers dust and figured someone else might want it. It is pristine!

Enter the contest by reblogging or liking this post and following. As of right now, it is only open to people living in the USA. Contest closes on AUGUST 1st, 2016. Maybe I’ll write you a note on it, Idk, you tell me.

[melee-hell]

[just-shower-thoughts]

After having a kid, I’ve come to realize that my quick, witty sarcastic humor is just “Dad jokes”.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: doc i’m sick doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

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[sushinfood]

why

[scarceorgans]

@theacadmyis

[thoughts-memories]

[wheeloffortune-design]

I’d like to thank my friend Avistew Teague for translating this!

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[boletus-edulis]

Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request

[hatondiscat-deactivated20181203]

Performance art

[coloredinkstains]

Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

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[bpdslime-blog1]

“what motivates you?”