ColossalKitten

Aedah/Arizona/19 Im a cosplayer and my cosplay name everywhere is colossalkitten if you wanna find me elsewhere. It's also my snapchat if you want that. I enjoy snakes and dark stuff/gore. Interest me with something and I'll put in the time. I have a tag for my posts (#mine) and a tag for my face (#my face).

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

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[marsixm]

[hoppip]

this is the first time i ever sign something i’ve done. a fresh start my cat pals.

[daddyfuckedme]

“you can be my copilot; we can visit every planet, every star and leave a kiss on every world.”

— s.s. (stephenstilwell)

[andossp]

GOBLIN PSA!

You may feel inclined to pick up that rock!

Do it!

[colossalkitten]

I know this shit is old but

Follow me and reblog this and I’ll send you what song comes up when I press shuffle on my playlist. I want to expose people to my music and I’m convinced my playlist can basically give psychic readings.

[http-mimosa-deactivated20191105]

[homoidiotic]

here’s some things it’s good to remind yourself of:

calories aren’t bad they’re just a unit of energy that food gives us

a four year old child needs to eat up to 1600 calories a day

low calorie foods aren’t always better for you and calories shouldn’t be the focus of your food selection process

counting calories is a pointless and self punishing task that you deserve better than

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[feministism]

[adhighdefinition]

me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it

[medievalspinster]

I’m both

[moghedien]

Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

[sciencevevo]

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

[newusernamepending]

Exodus 25:23-30

[sciencevevo]

well ill be darned

[silver-tongues-blog]

the only thing the bible is clear on is how to make furniture but only because jesus was a carpenter

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[oh-okay-whatever]

Huuuusband❤️

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[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is an england hate blog

[autisticmoonchild]

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

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[autisticmoonchild]

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

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[loreofcardigan]

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

[i-like-ness-and-them]

fuck

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