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wig

finally re-gained access to this place if yall are still here go find me @ passiveravager.tumblr.com

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psst my new tumblr is passiveravager

i was locked out of this one on all but my tablet that i hardly ever use smh so if u wanna go follow me there

[colressing-dead]

psst my new tumblr is passiveravager

i was locked out of this one on all but my tablet that i hardly ever use smh so if u wanna go follow me there

[colressing-dead]

psst my new tumblr is passiveravager

i was locked out of this one on all but my tablet that i hardly ever use smh so if u wanna go follow me there

[karrakazz]

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

[retroactivebakeries]

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Chumby

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

God theyre just so chumby

[lurkingsage]

!!!her!!!

[tavrosian-disaster]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

Gl'bgolyb is pronounced GLUB GLUB

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[liquidstar]

q: why would anyone wear a shirt with a zodiac sign that’s not even their sign?

a: if you know the answer you’re going to hell

[judyfromfinance-deactivated2018]

But I thought I would be cute to wear your partners sign, probably would be better on a bracelet tho.

[liquidstar]

oh I’m really sorry to inform you that’s not it

[judysweetheart-blog]

I don’t understand

[liquidstar]

God I wish that were me

[weenis-unlimited]

why is evryone named judy

[dar-draws]

a bunch of lesbian mons for Tordentull from ko-fi  which they wanted just all put together

[scoobydoomistakes]

1. Shaggy pours out 11 peanuts

2. Peanuts take to the air, multiply into 17

3. Peanuts accelerate, becoming 21 in the process

4. Peanuts, still unsatisfied with their numbers, soar away and become 22, fulfilling their sacred destiny

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

@ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online

I went by Snowfall on neopets for six years.

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

rain

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[herotox5]

[metaleaterz]

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this

[kroovv]

A snake with a hat

[ithelpstodream]

“They think deaf people aren’t supposed dance or hear the music.”

Watch Shaheem prove them wrong.