Dirty mind, Dirty mouth, Pretty little head

Caleb they/them. Les mis trash, among other things. Snapchat: cynicalrevolution Instagram: myrmidonprince Icon by the wonderful les-cats

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person: uhm didn’t you wear that shirt yesterday

me: yea but there’s this remarkable invention called the washing machine

me: *definitely didn’t wash the shirt*

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u ever sit next to a friend and they rest ur head on ur shoulder out of nowhere and ur like… this is the best feeling.. thats cause its the best feeling

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my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter

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Nah she also raised a quitter

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javert: “lord let me find him, that i may see him, safe in my arms….”

javert: “no shit i mean safe behind bars stupid autocorrect”

the lord: “javert this is a verbal conversation”

[dammitmccoy]

Jim Kirk: *Has idea*

Jim Kirk: *Takes breath*

*Muffled crashes heard throughout the Enterprise, quickly getting louder, concluding with the appearance of a figure in the doorway*

Leonard McCoy: No 

[richardgansvy]

MYTHOLOGY: A R T E M I S  &  A P O L L O

children of leto

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Apollo: Hey, before you guys leave do you want to see some art?

Aphrodite: I’ve already looked in the mirror once today, so I am good.

[zarbon]

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Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

[bourtange]

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

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OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

[nonbinarysapphic]

use the right pronouns for people even when they cant hear you

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Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress. 

[boredpanda]

Ballet Dancers Practicing On The Streets Of Cuba

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The Iliad Drinking Game

Take a shot every time:

Zeus gets salty

Nestor complains about being old

Patroclus acts like Achilles’ bitch

Homer shoves in a strange metaphor

Someone is injured “by the nipple”

Greeks call Paris a sissy

A God intervenes unnecessarily

Achilles does something impulsive

Someone ignores perfectly good advice

Dudes exchange armour

Achilles kills someone and throws them in the river

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The Latin word for raisin is “uva passa” which literally means “a grape that has suffered,” and tell me that isn’t the best shit ever

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Apollo: Should I just blame the bisexuality and move on?

[hynpos]

Greek God Moodboard: Dionysus

Dionysus is the god of wine, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre. He is the son of Zeus, king of the gods, and Semele, a mortal. Zeus accidentally killed Semele while Dionysus was in her womb, and Zeus took him and sewed him into his thigh until he was ready to be born. His consort and wife is Ariadne, a mortal turned goddess of labryinths. Maenads are female followers of Dionysus that embody escastic frenzy and madness.

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“ 2) Please “