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Anita, Italian, 24. A tiny flurry of human activity against the impeccable backdrop of stars and void.

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[sacred-portal]

[houndmother]

deriding things as performative is anti third space

[houndmother]

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

[houndmother]

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[oneheadtoanother]

[bophtelophti]

(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)

[the-real-seebs]

that makes a lot more sense

but the edit is a solid comic

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[c3rvida3]

Named the new stray cat outside Footwater because he likes to stand in the birdbath and drink his own foot water.

[c3rvida3]

Footwater hiding his wet little feets in shame.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[newsandstuffisee]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[fairycosmos]

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[slady-ao3]

This may be the most I've laughed this week, bless those cats.

[hummerhouse]

I am rolling!

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[memewhore]