[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[enki2]

[thee-kt]

There's actually an 8th deadly sin and it's not paying enough attention to me

[sandwormb]

I had the shining as a kid but they put me on Zoloft so it’s whatever

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[combusting]

Some of you have been following me since I was in high school. That’s crazy. I got a bachelor of science, a master of science, and I’m two years deep into my PhD now and some of you met me on homestuck roleplay site when I was in high school. I’ve published multiple first author scientific papers and some of you saw my kin tumblr era

[segamascott]

in my restless dreams i see that bitch

[shripscapi]

dany in her hrakkar pelt

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

This makes me laugh literally every time I watch it, it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[itmeansalot]

I hate the king and I hate the thief and I'm glad they die constantly in Mobile ads

[fluentisonus]

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

[loveridden1999]

when i bet on losing dogs and i know they're losing but then they actually lose

[everyday-cutephoto]

[antigonickpdf]

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

[juney-blues]

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

[disgustinggf]