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Someone: *points at food* what’s that called

Person from Germany: honestly, it depends entirely on where you are and using the wrong word if you’re unlucky is going to be more offensive than most of the swear words in the entire language

The same German: But also, it’s definitely this word from the region I grew up in and everyone else is just plain wrong

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cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

old sport

#STOP

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imaginedsoldier

This guy at my office is talking about how some ~20 unionized workers that operate bridges shut down a huge chunk of the city by lifting the bridges then leaving on a boat until their demands were met and I forgot I was supposed to say "oh that's fucked up" because I was immediately like sick that's dope as hell lmao

Think about how much power labor has. These guys working in big positions talking about the kind of damage some "high school dropouts who ganged up" can do with an edge of fear in their voice

Like sorry you got punked out by these guys you think are below you bitchboy you dont sound very in charge lmao

captain-flint

they’re holding hands you can’t change my mind

bonus:

#bro #finnpoe

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tonystarkstan

Disney works hard to not make Finn & Poe gay but Oscar Isaac and John Boyega work harder.

#star wars #this is an official finnpoe stan account apparently #yikes

naivara

I support this one too xD

#star wars #hc that all latinx ppl in star wars speak space-spanish #poe's birth name is popó #badjokesss

some director explaining why two characters aren't gay: the bond they have is much deeper than a romantic connection

my dumb gay ass: soulmates

#read this in the boom a child vine voice #this is a direct call out to j.j abrhams #finnpoe #star wars #the rise of skywalker #look if the reylos can ignore kylies death i can treat finnpoe as canon

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god if luke skywalker never married in canon do you think there are gay rumors flying around in universe about him. I hope so. I hope poe dameron and all the gays who know their history know deep down that luke skywalker was gay

#omg #star wars

captain-flint

JJ abrams: and then they hug.. you kno like friends do

oscar: i got it :)

#finnpoe is canon in my mind #death of the director #star wars #finn #poe dameron

forcedintostarwars

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes

I love him so much

pianopadawan

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

stephendann

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

#sweet child #star wars #baby

sebastianstaan

#ur so beautiful and precious ilu #star wars #poe dameron #babe

frevin

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

#i am UPSET

kristenbouchard

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches