my life is an enormous shitpost

do not expect consistency on this blog.

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

bela fujoshi’s dead

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[bloodynosebitch]

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[piss-funeral]

whoever placed a curse on me fuck you

[important-cat-pics]

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[professional-egg-layer]

who is leon dbd

[professional-egg-layer]

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that

[professional-egg-layer]

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[cider84]

if they didn't want me to pick at my skin why did they make it so fun?

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good

[kaelio]

[fandom-man]

[arinavah]

I’m absolutely in love with the concept of Tengen being the narrator of jujutsu kaisen

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[targetedknowledge]

[madeofklay]

I just had to draw them