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(he/they) Hi. I post and reblog things that I want to post or reblog. Other than that, who knows what you'll see here.

[comeonandsam]

Look. I *really* hate to say it

But I’m almost 30 now, I’ve never gotten anybody pregnant, and I have no intent to

So I think we gotta chalk up a win for abstinence-only sex ed on this one.

Fuck.

[comeonandsam]

See the thing is I’m a loser, but like… a cool loser. And frankly I’m pretty much alright with that.

Most of the time.

But sometimes it’s pretty frustrating to not be a normal-ish person

[nonging]

[dagenssvenska]

Blåhaj!

[companionwolf]

@comeonandsam

[comeonandsam]

I say “I’m a simple man” a whole hell of a lot for someone who is, at most, 75% of one of those things.

[comeonandsam]

Rewatching Detective Pikachu, and it’s a great movie, very much still holds up.

But that part where they drenched Mr. Mime in gasoline and lit him on fire was kinda fucked up, tbh.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

[trainwiz]

My brother made this comic and thought it should be shared.

[dear-julien]

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.

[comeonandsam]

[ryebreadgf]

something something the poetry of science etc

[ryebreadgf]

woah

[dramaticwriter]

yeah

[comeonandsam]

I wish AI wasn’t like… super unethical cause sometimes you imagine some really hot stuff and nobody’s done art of it yet and you can’t do art :(

[comeonandsam]

[ommanyte]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[ohcorny]

vrooooooom

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

[mousegirlheart]

i dreamt i worked in a video game store and we had a pet Eevee (desexed) in the store as a mascot. Unfortunately, another store in the shopping centre had a Glaceon (not desexed) as a mascot and during mating season my job was to stand guard and wait for that Glaceon in heat to come sprinting in and either punt it or smack it with a broom or otherwise it would fuck our Eevee to death (And freeze her fatally)

[mousegirlheart]

GET OUTTA HERE YOU HORNY FREAK

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]