hey bro

josh, 35, he/they ... so basically, i'm monky

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[theonion]

Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

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[damazcuz]

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

[damazcuz]

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

[captain-cargoshorts]

Fortunately, a solution!

1. Get some water

2. Mix him into a paste

3. Form him back into shape

4. Let him dry or perhaps cook him

5. Fuck him again

[damazcuz]

☝️Don't let an old man crumbling to dust stop you. FUCK HIM AGAIN.

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

Collecting

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[pjackk]

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[xalatath]

OP was chuckling darkly and smirking while making this post

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[revilonilmah]

Summer Gardening with Heracross

[sport-news-daily]

it seems every sport was real after all.

unless... It's ai ?

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[featheredcritter]

Tf2 Is not even a game anymore it's like a shared cultural piece. Like It should be recognized as part of the world heritage list

[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[koutone]

this is the story of how rena ryuugu did her best