b0ss?

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[whatyouloves]

[littlemissmollymormon-blog]

“You’re an adult now.”

Me

[leanputa]

lowkey missing you

[comic-sanity]

Skype Calls

Friend: sorry if you hear chewing noises I have ravioli

Me: sorry if you hear screaming noises I have problems

[unfauxgettable]

what is the name of those egg shaped things that are on trees. with all those tab things. the only word my brain is supplying is “cucumber”.

[beelemonade-deactivated20181029]

are you talking about pinecones?

[unfauxgettable]

PINECONES

[comic-sanity]

me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*

friend: dude that's dark are you okay?

me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!

[ruinedchildhood]

[chicken-buddha]

guys

it was never adam and eve

or adam and steve

it was drake and josh

[ecooli]

[harrypottersbf]

i didn’t hit puberty i just kinda shook its hand

[cadoized]

[weloveshortvideos]

[quadvillain-deactivated20171002]

@sunalwaysshining

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

awwww

[djh3imax]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[queerist]

i have never related to cat so much in my life

[fake-ketchup-blog]

Me

[skywardkey]

Spoiler Alert

there are wars in the stars

[keyote-deactivated20141026]

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

happy birthday someone

[stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact]

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[atlanticromantic-deactivated202]

I hope Jesus saw this

[jinul-deactivated20221104]

mutuals: liking my posts

me: dont worry. i hear you